Doesn't anybody in the GOP understand hypocrisy?

[HEFFA]

http://www.seacoastonline.com/news/8_5kerr.htm

This week's installment from D. Allan Kerr, a columnist in a local newspaper. He's actually written a few of these mock conversations between him and * over the past couple of years. They're usually good for a laugh while also highlighting an interesting point.

I'm also glad to know that I'm not the only one who thinks Lil' Georgie walks like he has a corncob up his ass.

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"play down the cowboy stuff. My kids and I saw you at a press conference with the president of Mexico a while back, and it was at your ranch and you were wearing jeans and a denim shirt or something and when we saw you walking we all three started laughing."

"About what?"

"The way you were walking! You had your arms sticking out and you were swinging your hips -- I know you were going for the John Wayne, raised-in-a-saddle swagger, but it looked more like you had a load in your pants."

[ClintonTyree]

1. Raised in.............

Kennebunkport. Yeah, this cowboy image is a little too much to handle. For a guy who's scared of horses, "ranching" and acting the tough guy cowboy is a little over the top.

[HarveyBriggs]

2. We must erect three separate monuments to the soliders in this war.

WARNING: BITTER SATIRE AHEAD!

First, a great big pre-"Mission Accomplished" statue, with "W" regaled in his flight suit, and adoring soldiers looking up at him Soviet-era propaganda style.

A second, post-"Mission Accomplished," pre-turnover statue, lesser in size commemorating the sacrifices made by Dick Cheney and the Halliburton.

Then a third, post-turnover statue, known as "The Tomb of the Unappreciated Soldier;" that is if the name isn't already taken for the naming ot the memorial commemorating those who sacrificed in Korea.

And if there is any way to name all of these statues after Ronald Reagan, that would assure funding of the projects.

Harvey Briggs

[Demeter]

3. Au Contraire--GOP speaks Hypocracy FLUENTLY

It is the double entendres that throw the average American, who isn't in on the joke.