The Onion, "What Do You Think?--Iraq Troops Complain"

[mistertrickster]

http://theonion.com/wdyt/index.php?issue=4050

"The inability to leave a war zone and lack of safety are the two exact reasons I decided not to join the military."

Neil Dawson
Farmworker

"I'm so confused. In times of war, should I support the troops or the president?"

Dustin O'Brien
Fire Fighter

"Don't they know about the military's 'don't ask, don't tell' policy on the 'when do we get to go home?' question?"

Lewis Richards
Lab Supervisor

****more at the link****

[Fleshdancer]

1. my favorite:

"Man, all the troops do these days is bitch, bitch, die unnecessarily, and bitch."

[Kali]

2. almost too close

to the truth there.

[patdem]

3. I think the 'Onion' tells the truth

with its tongue planted firmly in their cheek so nobody can question their veracity!

[freelight]

4. Hey, at least it's a more reliable source than Fox News. (n/t)