http://www.post-gazette.com/pg/04356/430040.stmA Mysterious Stranger turned up on Fox News recently with eyes ablaze and a sword occasionally darting from his mouth. He wasn't in a good mood:
"If any one would come after me, let him deny himself and take up his cross and follow me," the Stranger said, looking into the camera before directing a withering gaze at his pompous interrogator. The temperature of the studio began rising a degree a minute.
The talk show host responded with an intimidating glare of his own. "Look, I suspect most Americans don't have time for an open-ended commitment like that," he said. "Besides, somebody has to stick around to protect the integrity of Christmas from political progressives, civil libertarians, secular Jews and deluded black people who sit around lighting Kwanzaa candles for nine days straight."
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The Stranger threw up his hands. "You serpents, you brood of vipers, how are you to escape being sentenced to hell?"
"Dude," the cable news host said with a raffish grin. "We work for Fox News. We sold our souls to the devil a long time ago. Now shut up!"
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