Imagine this question in a town hall meeting debate?

[bluestateguy]

It's October of 2004. Former Texas governor and current White House occupant George W. Bush is debating the Democratic nominee for president. It's a town hall format, and a man steps up to the microphone to ask Bush a question:

Man: Mr. Bush, where are the weapons of mass destruction?


How does he respond?

[Cronus Protagonist]

1. Simple

http://bushspeaks.com/bushspeaks.asp

Almost any portion of any of these generated speeches will suffice.



http://kucinichforpresident.com - Kucinich Is The One
http://cronus.com/prayer - One of Kucinich's speeches

http://brainbuttons.com/home.asp?stashid=13 - cute little buttons
http://bushspeaks.com - sardonic political toons
http://cronus.com - enlightening and educational liberal fun

Conceptual Guerilla

[PretzelWarrior]

2. he'd say..."I'll defer to my opponent on that one...

...he thinks he's such a smarty-pants. he looks down on dumb people like me and the folks who patriotically support me as their commander in chief. it is a terrible attack on AMerica to attack me with questions. I'm about kicking ass and taking names. Bring 'em on. Don't give me your fuzzy math. Booyah!"

[karlschneider]

3. "Be patient, we WILL find them."

:eyes:

[killbotfactory]

4. "we already found them... mobile labs.. 9/11... Al Qaeda...

mumble, mumble, Saddam was evil!"

[RC]

5. bu$h in front of real people?

Ain't gonna happen.