mopaul
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Thu Jul-31-03 11:58 AM
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all you homosexuality types better watch your butts |
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cause in texamerica we don't take too kindly to side saddlers and same sexers. we string em' up and rope em' onto fences and let the coyotes have at em. the good book, which is just crammed full of decency and lovableness, says a boy layin' down with another boy is a abdomination unto the lord. if we let them swisher sweets go an marry each the other, then why cain't i marry my horse suzy? i love that horse, better than i love my own wife ferrel. but in texamerica we ain't a gonna be holdin' no truck with gay men types all kissin' on each other and playin' grabass and makin' me sick. gay girls?...well, now that's somethin' else altogether and i've seen enough adult films to know that that's o.k. and even biblical. but if'n any girlyman homoerotic types ever make a move on me, he better dammned well be prepared to take a trip out to the coral and git his spirit broke real hard if you catch my drift pardner.
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Thu Jul-31-03 12:02 PM
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except $10 words like homoerotic???
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GreenArrow
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Thu Jul-31-03 12:05 PM
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2. I like the part about the "good book |
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which is just crammed full of decency and lovableness.."
Sounds like Huck Finn.
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Thu Jul-31-03 12:06 PM
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3. I tried to think of something comical or a snappy comeback but I can't |
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You have duplicated actual thoughts and words and it is just plain sad.
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Thu Jul-31-03 12:07 PM
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Thu Jul-31-03 12:08 PM
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5. watch my butt????????? |
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Why, what's it goina do?
:evilgrin:
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Thu Jul-31-03 01:39 PM
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11. Ride his horse Suzie for a while ... |
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Thu Jul-31-03 12:10 PM
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6. The Pope and his pals gonna getcha, too |
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Oh, wait, excuse me -- they will be tied up in court defending themselves against the lawsuits brought by hundreds of thousands of children who have been molested.
But they will be ready to issue another Morality Sermon as soon as they get a fax from Bill BigSpender Bennett.
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Thu Jul-31-03 01:41 PM
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12. True, they're in trouble because of priests and young kids. |
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Edited on Thu Jul-31-03 01:41 PM by damnraddem
But remember: they stand foursquare against letting the priests marry those young kids! (Or anyone else.) ;-)
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Thu Jul-31-03 12:14 PM
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Thanks Mo.....I'll watch my back
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Thu Jul-31-03 12:15 PM
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These dam limb-risted nancy-boys atryin to dessicate thuh honerbul institute of holey macramoni just about hangs my lantern. I say thow a rope on it and bulldog it. At kina krap don't go. Nossir :bounce:
:spank: jeez, Allen I was just kidding. ;-)
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Thu Jul-31-03 12:15 PM
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9. for further information, please consult Bob Barr |
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Thu Jul-31-03 01:38 PM
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10. Well, to each his or her (or its) own. |
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For you, it's not boys, rather girl horses. Now, why won't Texas let a cowboy marry his horse?
;-)
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Thu Jul-31-03 05:29 PM
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Wonder if that's where they git the term
bridle gown?
?????
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Thu Jul-31-03 05:24 PM
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13. You Are Genius, MoPaul Loving the PEZident. |
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Edited on Thu Jul-31-03 05:24 PM by David Zephyr
I love your PEZident.
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Thu Jul-31-03 05:26 PM
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But albeit a genius, I'll grant you. :evilgrin:
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Thu Jul-31-03 05:40 PM
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Swish, swish, and a sashay, dosie-doe.
Gosh darn, I ain't smok'd a swisher sweet in purtnear 30 years. Nastier than chaw, if ya axe me pardn'r.
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