Dateline Dayton, Ohio: Lawmakers prepare for ribbeting debate

[patriotvoice]

A debate about the merits of the bullfrog versus the American toad has erupted in the Ohio House as its members consider two measures regaling each as state amphibian.

http://www.daytondailynews.com/localnews/content/localnews/daily/0214amphibian.html

Obvious Ohio political agenda:
1. Codify homophobic tendencies
2. Debate merits of amphibians
...
242. Correct $1 billion dollar state budget deficit
(http://www.ohio.com/mld/beaconjournal/6063585.htm)

In the words of Tom Smykowski from Office Space:
"What the HELL is wrong with you people!?!"

A distant call invites me to fall in dreams.
I'm sinking down and I feel no ground.
Floating in space, diving into starry waves,
at the back, ahead, below, above -
nothing but shining suns,
nothing but sparkling lights.
I am everthing and everything is me.
I make a trip with the speed of minds.
-- Absurd Minds