How Come The Pukes Don't Have All These Mini-Parties

[DemocratSinceBirth]

We have

the DLC

the New Democratic Organization

the Blue Dog Democrats

the Progressives

All the Republicans have is a mini party of so-called moderates who meet at Dennys every now and then.

[rfranklin]

1. Simple...they are fascists

and no dissent is allowed. Tom DeLay or KKKarl Rove will cut of their balls, stuff them down their throat, and leave them to bleed to death.

[whoYaCallinAlib]

2. They don't splinter over issues. They all believe in the same

things. Lots of guns, low taxes, no abortions, no gays, and no affirmative action. They have one wing of the republican party . . . the racist, bigoted, evil wing.

[ElsewheresDaughter]

3. what about the reform party, and the log cabin republican party?

oh and the paeleocon party and the pot smoking libertarian party

[SoCalDem]

4. Because they "decided" in the late 70's that they

could all operate on a wink-wink-nod-nod basis on the "fringe" issues and yet all agree on their MAIN objectives..

1...Keep the poor....poor
2...Make the middle class...poor
3...Make poor women quit getting abortions
4...Offer NO help to the offspring of poor people
5...Keep ALL the money to themselves
6...Three guns in every pot
7...NO pot for anyone (the other kind of pot)
8...Rally 'round the Cross and screw anyone who disagrees
9...Keep the "darker ones" down..."in their place"
10..Starve the government programs into oblivion (except for the ones that benefit the rich )

[whoYaCallinAlib]

5. Where did you find the "secret" repuke platform?

I thought they kept it under lock and key!

[cherryperry]

7. this is very suspicious,

perhaps you are actually a spy, but for which side?

I also thought the repuke platform was hidden in a, excuse me for using this, lockbox B-) , but then I find it right here on DU!!!

what to think?

[Terwilliger]

6. They had this little Christian Coalition subgroup

you see where THAT went

[DemocratSinceBirth]

9. they were co-opted

or bought off

[Darranar]

8. Because...

those who have their own opinion and can think for themselves are Democrats, not Republicans.

[Ouabache]

10. Because we don't infiltrate it like they do our party?

n/t