If bush were a roman emperor

[historian]

he would be called Fuckupus Maximus Hypocriticus Eternum or something along those lines and would have stabbed during the ide of january - sooner than march - two months of Fuckupus can be devastating.

[NormanConquest]

1. Il Douchebag. nt

[historian]

2. dont insult douchebags

they serve a useful purpose

[smirkymonkey]

8. LOL!

Nice one centurion, nice one!

[lapislzi]

3. Fatuous Calamitous n/t

[Dogmudgeon]

4. Stercorem pro Cerebro

Shit for Brains.

--bkl

[tom_paine]

5. Tiberius "Caligula" Liarus Defraudicus Thefticus Maximus Vomitus

:puke:

[Nicholas D Wolfwood]

6. Cocainus Addictus

[GregW]

7. Felchus Santorum

:puke:

[smirkymonkey]

9. Biggus Dickus.

referring to his person, not his member.

[Warpy]

10. Incitatus

...Caligula's nomination for the Roman Senate. Bush is not quite an equivalent intelligence, but he's about as articulate.

[UTUSN]

11. This Caligula Quote Fits Him to a T

Caligula: It took the Romans "three years, ten months and eight days" to get to know the real Caligula. This would take us to, uh, November 2004.
******QUOTE*****
http://www.fordham.edu/halsall/ancient/suetonius-caligula.html

.... rearing a viper for the Roman people and a Phaethon (": a son of Helios who drives his father's sun-chariot through the sky but loses control and is struck down by a thunderbolt of Zeus") for the world. ....

.... he poisoned Tiberius, as some think, and ordered that his ring be taken from him while he still breathed ....

.... By thus gaining the throne he fulfilled the highest hopes of the Roman people, or I may say of all mankind, since he was the prince most earnestly desired by the great part of the provincials and soldiers, many of whom had known him in his infancy ....

.... He even used openly to deplore the state of his times, because they had been marked by no public disasters,.....and every now and then he wished for the destruction of his armies, for famine, pestilence, fires, or a great earthquake. ....

.... ruled three years, ten months and eight days ....
*****UNQUOTE****

[tom_paine]

17. Well, to be fair, Bush hasn't murdered Raygun yet

Of course, chances are that Raygun will conveniently "die" somewhere between July and October.

[hatrack]

12. Now remember - left hoof = "Yes", right hoof = "no"

But could it really be Incitatus? Everybody knows that the Faux Cowboy is scared of horses.

[Guy Whitey Corngood]

13. How about Ignoramus Moronicus?

[Cat Atomic]

14. Fuckus Overandstealthemoneyfromus.

I think so.

[Rufus T. Firefly]

15. Barotius?

baro: dolt, simpleton, fool, blockhead.

"Blockhead" has such a nice Charlie Brown ring to it.

Or bardus: stupid, slow, dull.

[hatrack]

16. How about "Pan Troglodytes"?

I mean, as long as we're getting all Latinate.

[Parrcrow]

18. Imbecilicus Dubya Puppetanian

[David Zephyr]

19. Which Is Why Laura Is Always On Top When the Bushes Copulate.

Bush can only fuck up.

Fuckupus Maximus is an appropriate name, Historian.

[lebkuchen]

20. BBC has a documentary on Nazis. I've seen three of six

And this photo is right out of the Nuernburg rallies.



U.S. President George W. Bush (news - web sites) waves to thousands of troops from the 101st Airborne Division at Fort Campbell in Kentucky, March 18, 2004. Bush spoke to the soldiers and ate lunch with them as the anniversary of the start the war against Iraq (news - web sites) draws near. REUTERS/Jason Reed

[jsw_81]

21. Ever seen David Horsey's cartoons?

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