I can't put my finger on it, but Steve Forbes really gives me the creeps

[CatWoman]

he's on Inside Politics shredding Kerry's tax plan.

It's scary as hell watching this guy.

[GOPisEvil]

1. It's because his lips don't move when he talks.

Also because what comes out of his mouth is utter fucking drivel.

:hi:

[CatWoman]

3. LOL

He doesn't look like he's human -- more like a ventriloquist's dummy.

[wicket]

2. He doesn't blink

He's a robot!

[Skidmore]

7. ...and he always has that goofy approximation of a smile

pasted on his face. I'd love to see a picture of his wife and kids. I know he has 'em. I just can't go there in my mind.

[CatWoman]

11. here's a pic of him with his daughter

[displacedtexan]

4. His beady little eyes don't blink.

It's a good thing he was born into a wealthy family. I wouldn't want him scaring children in the shoe dept. at Sears.

[demodewd]

23. hahaha

LOL.

[Richardo]

5. During the 1996 GOP primaries, I remarked that Forbes is SO damn dull...

...he makes Bob Dole look like Liberace.

Got some laughs, so I was happy. ;)

[i_c_a_White_Ghost]

6. Scary looking

Even a robot has more persona then him.

[thebigidea]

he's not nearly as sexy as say, Alan Greenspan

[CatWoman]

12. but is he as sexy as Alan Colmes?

:hi:

[thebigidea]

17. I will not even give that question the dignity of a response

you of all people should know better than to raise the sheer sexual charisma of Alan Colmes in a public forum.

[stevedeshazer]

8. mumble...flat tax...mumblemumble...flat tax...

Just another damn chickenhawk.

[oasis]

9. It's his fixed, phoney, jackass-eating-briars,grin.

[NormanConquest]

10. Wasn't Dubya's "Tax Relief" based on Forbes's own tax plan?

If so, why the f**k should we even listen to what this mountebank has to say?

[bkcc]

13. he scares me too

I think it's because he looks like the guy who played the head vampire in "The Lost Boys."

[Skidmore]

15. Has anyone checked to see if he has a reflection in a mirror?

nt

[Kazak]

14. Has he blinked yet?

Anybody ever catch that episode of the Awful Truth? We need that show back now, more than ever.

[Cleita]

16. He is creepy.

And also really stupid. :evilgrin:

[yellowcanine]

18. It's the teeth that do it for me

Plus it looks as if he is sitting on a fireplace poker.

[BurtWorm]

19. Could it be that he's a creep?

:shrug:

[ohiosmith]

20. He looks like he was put together with spare parts.

[underpants]

22. AHA! Read my post below (#21)

We could be on to something.

[underpants]

21. Forbes was the first model in the product line

During WWII the uber wealthy families set out to genetically engineer themselves a figurehead leader....I mean who would have thought REAGAN was ever going to be President he was chasing skirts around Hollywood.

The Forbes family went first. The hard drive worked fine for their purposes but their were some serious problems with the "body" the outer casing. The never did get the blinking function to work.

Next up was the Danforth's. Vast improvement had been made to the outer shell but the wiring on the guts of it were all screwy.

The Bush's were next and after several attempts that came up with W. A happy medium had been found between the two earlier models.

Unfortuneatly the war ended and funding became tough. They knew they couldn't pass W off as the first year model so they nominated and publicized the Danforth/Quayle model to soften the blow to the public when the Bush model was finally unveiled. It worked, W didn't seem as bad as Quayle.

This is a theory I have been working on but it is important to note that it is not based on science or fact in any way. Thank you.

[maggrwaggr]

24. Inside Politics is a republican spin show

That skank bitch who's the co-host is such a nasty loon of a shill for the GOP. I have no earthly idea why anybody, especially her, thought she should be on TV. She looks like her head would explode if the Bushies didn't totally control everything.

[PA Democrat]

26. Do you mean Judy Woodruff?

I can't figure out what her story is. She is married to Al Hunt who is definitely a liberal journalist.

Did you ever hear the story about how * confronted Al Hunt, Judy Woodruff and their son (who was something like 4 years old at the time) at a D.C. restaurant? This was during poppy bush's campaign and apparently Al Hunt said something unflattering about poppy bush in a column. W was said to be drunk at the time, and walked up to their table and called Hunt an f---ing son of a b----, if my memory serves me.

I can't figure out just how Judy Woodruff can be so bush-friendly on her show.

[maggrwaggr]

29. Oops, I'm thinking of Gloria Borger

Judy Woodruff isn't as bad as I said, although she's still pretty bad.

Gloria Borger is just a hideous monster of a woman

[Deja Q]

25. He's wealthy and has entered politics before...

Isn't that enough?!

I wish he'd go back in time and shred his own testicles; therefore not creating any children who'd suffer under this godforsaken inhuman economy he and his repuke buddies helped to create!

Okay, that's harsh. Oh well. Repukes are much harsher toward us, what with Ann Koulter wanting us to die and all...

[PA Democrat]

27. Old Flat tax Forbes

Can anyone remember just how much ole Steve would have saved on taxes under his plan? I remember someone worked up the numbers and it was an obscene amount.

[AlCzervik]

28. Crazy Eyes....

Seperated at birth? Sen. whore Mcconnell and Forbes???

[Karenina]

30. You don't NEED to put your FINGER on it...

EEEEEWWWWWW!!! COOOOTIES!!!!

[maggrwaggr]

31. I love it that they use Steve Forbes as a spokesman!

he'll scare an entire generation away from the GOP!

[Skittles]

32. HE HAS LIZARD EYES

HE DOES.

[onecitizen]

33. OMG! OMG!

Does he ever give me the creeps too.


Creepy creepy.:scared:

[mandyky]

34. Money grubbing mortician

look to him