How to get Condi to testify - on a level she'll understand:

[Paragon]

"What's the matter, Condi -- chicken?!?"

;-)

[caledesi]

1. Yes, she is chicken, bec when you lie like that, it's hard to keep

your stories straight. I really believe Condi will "off herself" if the going gets really tough. She plans on returning to Calif. to teach and be with her married lover (ok, I am a bitch).

My mother always told me: "If you tell just one lie, you have to tell at least ten more and that's hard to keep track of."

[catmandu57]

3. Being offed is probably heavy on her mind

She knows you don't mess with jr*.

[Joanne98]

2. If you don't testify Condi..........

we'll put pins in your neck so your head doesn't wobble.