more of the bush* comedy routine from last week.....(link)

[diamond14]

http://www.whitehouse.org/news/2004/032404.asp



Why did the Hummer full of U.S. soldiers cross the Iraqi road?
To pass into the fatal blast radius of the improvised explosive device!

(Boos.)

What do you get when you cross me with the hunt for Iraqi weapons of mass destruction?
585 dead guys!

(Hissing.)

Did you hear the one about the dead American GI who showed up at the Pearly Gates?
Saint Peter said, "I told all you fuckers you should have gone to Alabama for Guard duty instead!"

(Louder Hissing.)

What do Iraqi weapons of mass destruction and American credibility have in common?
They don't exist!

(Blizzard of Food Unleashed.)



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