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joefree1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-06-03 10:43 AM
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Gov. Davis on Bill Maher's Real Time Show, this Friday 11:00 PM
"Be sure to tune-in this Friday at 11PM/ET for an all new installment of Real Time with Bill Maher. This week's roundtable guests include comedian and actor Janeane Garofolo. Additional guests include California Governor Gray Davis."

Yeeoow, hot show this week.- Joe




http://stoptherecall.com

FROM THIS WEEK'S HBO PROGRAM "REAL-TIME WITH BILL MAHER".Excerpt from the weekly segment entitled: "New Rules".= = = = = = = = = = "New Rule: No do-overs. Once you elect an official, unless he runs off with public fundsor gets caught with kiddie-porn, you're stuck with him.He's the governor, not some dude you married in Las Vegas. Now, what is going on here in California, is that the economy turned,so we're getting rid of the governor.But what if we drive him out of office and the economy still doesn't get better?I guess we'll have to burn him.And if that doesn't work, we'll kill his dog.
Yes, in baseball, when the team stinks, you fire the manager.But you don't fire him because it rains.And you don't fire him between innings and replace him with A VIENNESE WEIGHTLIFTER! Here's why the economy turned: The dot-com bubble burst.Obviously on the orders of Gray Davis.The airline industry collapsed.Just as Gray Davis planned.We fought two wars overseas, playing right into Gray Davis' hands.
And Dick Cheney's friends at Enron gamed the energy marketand ripped the state off for billions.So you can see the problem: Gray Davis. And the obvious solution? A VIENNESE WEIGHTLIFTER!Yes, Arnold Schwarzenegger.Finally a candidate who can explain the administration's positions on civil libertiesin the original German.
Not that I'm saying I love Gray Davis.Being enthusiastic about Gray Davis would be like saying your favorite food is straw.
But he fought for his country in Vietnam and won a fair election.And he's entitled to his term.Maybe he's a crappy governor, but he was the one electedby the voters who bothered to show up at the polls.Their efforts should not be undone by disgruntled shoppers signing a petitionon their way out of Target.
Look, there's still a lot of Democrats with sour grapes over the last presidential election.But they're not collecting petitions to replace George Bush with Bernie Mac!
So while we're trying to export representative democracy to Baghdad,it's time we started believing it in Brentwood.Because that, my fellow Americans - - is what Jessica Lynch was fighting for!!"
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Cha Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-06-03 10:55 AM
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1. I Love Janeane and I know Bill has been sticking up for Davis as
anyone should with half a sense of Democracy!
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okieinpain Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-06-03 11:01 AM
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2. well with drudge reporting feinstein out, and davis not resigning
you might as well get ready to have riordian as govenor of california. and you can believe that all of cali money and energy problems will disappear, because bush and company will spend billions in cali to make themselves look good.

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joefree1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-06-03 11:05 AM
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3. "Get over it?" ------- NOT!
Edited on Wed Aug-06-03 11:07 AM by joefree1
No more like Florida in 2000! Get some cahonas. The rethuglicans are making a big mistake with this $60 million train wreck recall. Arnold took the easy out. Riodian is obviously worried because he's waiting until the last minute to declare. There's going to be 300 plus Candidates on the ballot. Fight back.




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robbedvoter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-06-03 11:08 AM
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4. Does democracy have any meaning to you or it's all strategy?
There's nothing turning people faster than a soulless strategist.
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joefree1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-06-03 01:31 PM
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5. Ziiiiiiiiiiing
Ouch! But I agree, millions do not always buy an election. Maybe Californian voters will refuse to sell their vote. I'm a little tired of the "lets cut our losses and run" strategy.

Gray Davis might surprise us all. He's done it before. To hell with the rethuglicans. My vote is not for sale. Bill Maher said it all for me.




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Terwilliger Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-08-03 09:58 AM
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6. kick
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Terwilliger Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-08-03 08:10 PM
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7. and again
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Cush Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-08-03 10:03 PM
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8. kick
Edited on Fri Aug-08-03 10:06 PM by Cush
Lol:

BIll: Karl Rove said if his (ARnold) father wasn't Nazi, he'd have nothing in common with Conservatives

now about Ashcroft:

THe war on Terror must be over, since we are now going after porn
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robbedvoter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-08-03 10:06 PM
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9. "Rove: if his father wasn't a nazi - he'd have no credibility at all"
(about Arnie - with his moderate views)
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Cush Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-08-03 10:07 PM
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10. Davis up now
Davis gets lots of cheers
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Randi_Listener Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-08-03 10:08 PM
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11. HUGE applause
For Davis. It was refreshing. I hope the Democrats can get out the vote to keep him in office.
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robbedvoter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-08-03 10:09 PM
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12. Maher asks Davis about his credentials: "How much did you bench press?
"Did you ever play a barbarian in a movie?"
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Cush Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-08-03 10:13 PM
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13. about the budget
Edited on Fri Aug-08-03 10:16 PM by Cush
Who's in charge, Mike Tyson?

Says he was given faulty info, but now they are getting things in check.

now catch phrases:

"I Know how a bill becomes a law"

"who really knows the long term affect of steriod abuse"

"Recall this"
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robbedvoter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-08-03 10:15 PM
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14. Reduced deficit from 38 to 8 billion in a few months
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foxglove1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-08-03 10:16 PM
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15. Ha, Davis calling Maher on his little quips
One example ... Maher made reference to an ad of Davis' and said it was a little over the top and then he continued talking, and Davis cut him off to ask him to specifically name which ad he had a problem with. Maher paused for a long moment before answering Davis

Sue
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Cush Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-08-03 10:18 PM
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16. Janeane went blonde?
Edited on Fri Aug-08-03 10:20 PM by Cush
sticking to the GOPpers aboutteh budget
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Randi_Listener Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-08-03 10:19 PM
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17. Very blonde indeed.
She looks good. I want to hit it. ;)
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Cush Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-08-03 10:21 PM
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18. Bill:
'I can't wait until the Enquier prints some of his amazing stories'
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TheDonkey Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-08-03 10:22 PM
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19. Darn, No HBO!! Keep us informed! n/m
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Randi_Listener Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-08-03 10:25 PM
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20. Janeane: Afghanistan was a failure.
"For anyone that watches the news, it was a failure."
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Cush Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-08-03 10:25 PM
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21. Janeane
Edited on Fri Aug-08-03 10:28 PM by Cush
Everyone who watches the news knows that Afghanistan is a failure

Bill: Why are you guys (GOP) getting high marks for Terror when you aren't doing anything?


Janeane: Kobe isn't an important as Homeland Security

Now talking about how the Pentagon is wasting $$$
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Randi_Listener Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-08-03 10:26 PM
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22. Rep. Dave Drier - R
Spinning, lying and numerous misrepresentations.....
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misanthrope Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-09-03 12:17 AM
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49. I was disappointed...
...that no one called Drier out on his race-baiting tactic. Surprised the sleazebag didn't intimate that Dean had Islamic ties.
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robbedvoter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-08-03 10:27 PM
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23. Talking about airport security. Wingnut Dreyer dominates
the discussion (after opening by whining about being in the minority - between Brazile and Garofalo)
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Cush Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-08-03 10:29 PM
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24. hammering the news
there are things we need to hear but don't because we are being saturated with Laci, Kobe and whatever
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robbedvoter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-08-03 10:31 PM
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26. Garofalo tries to get away from Kobe but stupid Brazile insists
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DemoTex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-08-03 10:30 PM
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25. Gray Davis: Another reason Ken Lay needs to be in prison.
Hilary Clinton said it best: "... a vast right-wing conspiracy ...!" Impeach. Select. Recall. Re-district. Special Session. Etc., etc., ad nauseum, ad infinitum.
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robbedvoter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-08-03 10:32 PM
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28. I wish he said it. He was way too restrained.
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robbedvoter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-08-03 10:36 PM
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30. Sharpton dig at the media for not covering him, just Dean
Brazile makes it worse. Dreyer : Dean should hire Sharpton as VP - it's the responsible thing to do"
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xequals Donating Member (327 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-08-03 10:31 PM
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27. Davis needs to start talking directly to the people
Instead of going into his scripted sounding talking points, he needs to tell the people the reason for the budget crisis and why MOST of the states are hurting -- BushCo's economic policies are bankrupting the states. And Cheney's buddies were responsible for the energy crisis.

Bush is even hurting states with Republican governors. The governors need to unite and speak out -- they will ALL be in trouble the next time they are up for election. I doubt that even Republican governors are ready to take the fall for Bushco and the neocons.

None of this is "tinfoil" conspiracy stuff, it's a fact.

Once Davis can frame it as Bush and the neocon corporate criminals vs. the Democratic Party .. the game will be over and Davis will win.
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xequals Donating Member (327 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-08-03 10:40 PM
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33. Lol. "Liberal TV network" skit
8pm: Who wants to tax a millionare?

10pm:Coultergeist
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robbedvoter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-08-03 11:32 PM
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47. The low point of the show: "Because you are entitled"
The old canard that only conservatives are funny.
Take it back - low point- the Vietnam picture.
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Cush Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-08-03 10:32 PM
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29. now the media
Edited on Fri Aug-08-03 10:35 PM by Cush
about Al Sharpton: "The media pics who they want"

Janeane: There is no Liberal Media...not in the mainstream

THey marginalize all Democrats....and they always bring back Clinton bashing
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Cush Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-08-03 10:37 PM
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31. wtf?
what is with this guy?
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Cush Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-08-03 10:38 PM
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32. Now Gore & Lib Media
Edited on Fri Aug-08-03 10:40 PM by Cush
Ok: 'Coultergiest' was funny

Janeane brings up DOnahue.......
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Randi_Listener Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-08-03 10:42 PM
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34. Randi Rhodes has taught her well
Janeane has learned everything she needs to counter these conservative prick bastards.
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Cush Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-08-03 10:42 PM
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35. New Rules
Edited on Fri Aug-08-03 10:43 PM by Cush
on Bush....we get, you're a big country fan....Saudi Arabia

Children have been left behind.....on how kids are being pushed out ignored, abandoned, etc
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robbedvoter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-08-03 10:48 PM
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40. He had to show his disgusting self - by juxtaposing next to
a pic of Lara Flynn Boyle "a skinny chick' - the famous Vietnam pic of the little girl running naked from napalm. This is who Maher is!
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MattNC Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-08-03 10:54 PM
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43. agreed
i love maher, but it pisses me off when he does stuff like that.
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Bombtrack Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-08-03 11:00 PM
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44. It was a joke
how does that make him disgusting?
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robbedvoter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-08-03 11:29 PM
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46. I don't expect you to understand, but for those who didn't see
it was the famous napalm Vietnam photo - a little girl runs naked terror on her face as her family is killed behind - probably the most moving icon of that war. See, Bombtrack, for some people in this world, children getting maimed in useless wars are not funny. I was considering updating the imagery - little armless Ali as the Michael Jackson pre-cosmetic surgery. But knowing what you post, it would be a waste of time.
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Bombtrack Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-08-03 11:39 PM
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48. It's dark humor, I don't know why you have to turn this into an insult on
me. If you have something to say, be specific, you're obviously implying that I'm some sort of idiot. What are you an enlightened Dean supporter?
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robbedvoter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-08-03 10:43 PM
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36. W - we get it, you're a big country fan - unfortunately the country
Edited on Fri Aug-08-03 10:44 PM by robbedvoter
is Saudi Arabia (re: Crawford pic with the truck)
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robbedvoter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-08-03 10:45 PM
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37. Leave no child behind - excellent rant about how phony it is
As W knows - we don't all blossom early in life...
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foxglove1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-08-03 10:47 PM
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38. Holy shit!! The dropout rate in Houston is 40%??
OMG, I'm speechless!

Sue
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JCMach1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-08-03 11:06 PM
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45. Worse in fl-- last time I checked it was over 50% here
:(
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Randi_Listener Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-08-03 10:47 PM
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39. Maher knocks another one out of the park.
Good show. It's a shame it's not on network TV. He's dead on with nearly every take.
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MattNC Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-08-03 10:49 PM
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41. can't wait for next week
Assuming they're both on the panel, let's hope Arianna cleans Coulter's clock.
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West Coast Democrat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-08-03 10:50 PM
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42. COULTERGEIST!!!!
That was a great show!

And Gray Davis even looked good!
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