"George Bush furious at abuse of US soldiers in Iraq"

[TahitiNut]

George Bush furious at abuse of US soldiers in Iraq
Written by Brianna Banks

US presidential hopeful and Texas snake oil mogul, George W Bush is said to be furious at video clips released by the Arab news media showing the abuse of US servicemen by militant Iraqi women and children, a White House source told The Spoof today - or it may not be until tomorrow.

The top Arab TV news channel in the Middle East, al-Jizz, led with the shocking footage on its Saturday evening news bulletin broadcast from it's headquarters atop Fatima's Lap dancing club in downtown Fallujah.

"The video clips released by the Al-Jizz news network show the most repulsive and immoral practices by Arab women against innocent US servicemen going about their normal business," a tight-lipped spokes-type-person wearing a dark suit and sunglasses told our reporter. "If the images were a shock to World public opinion, the shock in Crawford, Texas has been much greater," continued the outraged source. "Mr Bush considers the images an attack on the American values of decency and freedom which are meant to humiliate and insult Americans on top of the abuse they already suffer from small Arab boys throwing half-eaten double-whoppers at them."

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Reporting the story, state-controlled Fox News said: "Our brave boys are suffering various types of physical and psychological torture out there in Eye-rack. As the difficult situation there continues, the intensity of the harsh human suffering of US servicemen through the bizarre and immoral practices of a few sick women make a peaceful handover in June virtually impossible."

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[Timefortruth]

1. Man, he has gone from disgusted to furious.

Maybe the outrage of the rest of the world is sinking in.

[havocmom]

2. Can somebody explain to the Cretin in Chief that it is his fault .

He and his junta are the ones who lied and cheated to send our troops off invading a nation with which we had no legitimate quarrle.

Does he think a foreign army invading the US would not face simliar expressions of displeasure from the locals?

Oh, I forgot, we are not talking reasonable, thinking person here...

[qb]

3. So why doesn't he sound outraged?

Oh, I forgot. He's not an actor like Ronnie.

[NYCGirl]

4. Guys...

This is a SPOOF article! (Sort of like a lame version of the Onion)

[Hubert Flottz]

5. No this is Reel, Bush is a spoof!

It's a damned good thing the belly dancin' terra-ist ladies from parallel hell never give none of our guys a dreaded Arabian rear take down knob job, because that would have been a high crime and misdemeanor under US Bill Clinton's penal code: section u812long, and clearly a violation of the secret code of military toughness! Such an unGawdly sexual act which is slightly more immoral than a common frat stunt and would automatically elevate the overall world wide terra code to code olive drab on the rectum scale!

This is not a drill!

[TahitiNut]

6. I thought it was an excellent demonstration ...

... that the Busholni cabal is so extreme and outrageous that even this (rather good, I think) parody can be mistaken for an average report in our overtly propagandistic press.

[Vladimir]

7. ROTFLMAO!!

that is one of the funniest things I have read in a while... The Full Clinton! Beautiful...