"Ask President Bush" tour comes to Wisconsin

[heidiho]

What do you think the Cheeseheads will ask him?

Who thinks that anyone who wants to ask a question will be allowed access to Chimpy?

What a load of crap.

What question would you like to ask "pResident Bush"???

[ewagner]

1. From one of the earlier threads today:

Mr. pResident, when you say there are "some" who don't think people with brown skin can govern themselves, just exactly who is "some"? When did they say it and where?

[Timefortruth]

2. They will ask him whatever he tells them to ask him.

If by some fluke he gets a real question, he'll answer a question not asked. That scenario is unlikely since the audience will be carefully screened.

[THUNDER HANDS]

3. the audience will be carefully screened

Like his audience on Long Island that was filled with illegal immigrants and people who didn't speak English.

Seriously.

[Timefortruth]

4. Another winning strategy for avoiding conflict.

Maybe he'll have a troop of blind and deaf people follow him without a translator. Those are his kind of followers.

OH WAIT! Aren't those who follow him now the political equivalent of blind and deaf people without a translator? I guess they thought of my idea first.

[Viking12]

5. I'd like my 3 year old to ask

"My mommy and daddy tell me it's bad to lie. Mr. President, why do you tell so many lies?"

[Selteri]

6. I'd ask this

Mr. Bush, you have claimed to be a very religious man, how is it that you can be a Christian and still choose to begin a war that costs the lives of thousands of people with no end in sight?

[Skittles]

7. Wisconsinites are pretty savvy

Bush won't be able to pull his usual crap on the cheeseheads, NO SIR.

[ewagner]

10. Unfortunately

There are some cheeseheads who have been drinking the kool-aid for too long and will be among the hand-picked audience. Qny questions will be handed out pre-printed on 3 x 5 cards.

[Skittles]

12. yeah

apparently those kind infect every state. :(

[MrBadExample]

8. I know!

"How do you plead?"

Of course, I'm not a judge, so this has to remain a fantasy for now...

[JohnOneillsMemory]

9. LOL-great question- "How do you plead?"

I'd ask:

1)Mr. Bush, what the hell makes you think you are president?

2)Mr. Bush, how many children did Jesus, who changed your heart, kill?

3)Mr. Bush, when may we have the US Constitution restored?

4)Mr. Bush, do you care whether we have jobs, health care, and national security against the enemies you've made for us?

5)Mr. Bush, would you like to go one-on-one with me right here and now?

[deacon]

11. I would ask: Do you get paranoid when someone says Cheesehead?

n/t