TNOE
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Thu May-06-04 10:38 AM
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It now looks like God was playing a big joke on Jr. |
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Since things in Iraq have become a major cluster fuck - it wouldn't appear that God is on Bush's side - does it?
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LittleApple81
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Thu May-06-04 10:40 AM
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1. THE JOKE WAS ON US. Unfortunately. n/t |
TNOE
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Thu May-06-04 10:43 AM
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2. No - According to Bush |
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God told him to strike at Saddam - and he did. Either Bush is crazy (no doubt) - or God told him no such thing - another lie to rachet up the supposed "Christian" base - or if God really spoke - he was just kidding.
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Thu May-06-04 10:45 AM
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3. Not finding WMDs was one of greatest idiot jokes in history |
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For generations school children will be reading about the war in search of a cause.
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glarius
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Thu May-06-04 10:47 AM
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4. God's original joke was on Junior's mother.......hahaha |
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Thu May-06-04 10:54 AM
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No - now maybe that joke was on US - or the people stupid enough who voted for him and will probably do so again.
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Thu May-06-04 11:19 AM
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6. nah, they got a theory to deal with things that happen |
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it's all part of God's plan. Or God is testing you or something.
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Thu May-06-04 11:39 AM
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Bush: Please can I have a war with Iraq?
God: No.
Bush: Please?
God: No.
Bush (big puppy-dog eyes): Pretty please?
God: I said no.
Bush: What if there are WMDs?
God: There aren't any. Go away.
Bush: What if we go there to liberate the Iraqi people.
God: No. The last time you had a war, you didn't take care of it. You left a big mess even after you PROMISED to clean up after it. No more wars for you.
Bush (whining): I promise I'll take care of it this time.
God (really pissed now): I swear to me, you just go ahead and attack Iraq and see what happens!
Bush (to Rumsfeld): God said it was OK.
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glarius
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Thu May-06-04 12:14 PM
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8. Funny......only one problem |
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By what miracle do his beady little eyes become "big puppy dog eyes?":D
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Thu May-06-04 12:19 PM
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11. He probably did speak to "God" |
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"God" being the punk prankster 10th grader down the block who's been sneaking up beneath Dumbya's window every night and talking through a megaphone.
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Thu May-06-04 12:15 PM
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9. GeeDub is harbinger of the Apocolypse |
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this is all God's will ya know - world destruction and all - & bush is doing a bang-up job
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Thu May-06-04 12:18 PM
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10. "Dear Dog, please cure my dislexia" |
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God called Unfoltered and told them it's how W addresses him. he doesn't pay attention to him.
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Thu May-06-04 12:49 PM
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12. Don't trash me, but our astrologers say it's his Saturn biting him in the |
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ass for his prior misdeeds. So in effect whatever it is, it seems his words and deeds are turned around on him. Remember how often he's used "torture and rape pits?" He used it about the very prison where his words are coming back to haunt him. Whether it's a "laughing God" or a "Saturn return." It really is odd, for folks like us who notice these things.
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