You've probably heard Limbaugh's defense of Abu Ghraib. I've got a..

[SeveneightyWhoa]

I've got a better one for him.
C'mon now, Rush, defending torture and such disgusting behaviour is appalling, and only hurts your cause. I don't think even Dubya would approve of your Oxycontin-fueled idiocy concerning this topic.

So, I have a great talking/spin point for the RNC and Rush Limbaugh when commenting on this stuff.

Those bad soldiers were some of the few DEMOCRAT soldiers in Iraq!
So of course, they pulled this off--they knew the pictures would be taken, and these DumboCraps leaked the pics to the press in the treasonous manner they're so used to--to hurt George W. Bush's re-election chances! No other patriot would do such a thing. These people knew the pics would be released, they knew they'd hurt the War On Terror and The Great President George W Bush, so they instigated this plot! See, the Liberal Media won't even tell you that these disgusting, treasonous soldiers were DEMOCRATS! But they were, because no other patriotic America would commit such a vile act--an act that has so dramatically damaged the Bush administration. DEMONCRAT SOLDIERS? TREASONOUS!

There ya go, boys..
Work with this one! The Bush approval ratings will swing right back up in noooo time.

[bubba_fett]

1. Wait a second...

I didn't see Clinton's name in there anywhere...

[nadinbrzezinski]

2. or sex

[Wickerman]

3. A good theory, shot all to hell by the omission of

the almighty Clenis!

[DarkPhenyx]

5. You missed it earlier this morning when...

...someone called into some radio show and she said that the pictures were staged by Hillary Clinton when she went over there at Thanksgiving.

[bubba_fett]

7. oh man...

Hillary Clinton - the new Bitch of Buchenwald!

[Hamlette]

4. It was Clinton's fault, he ruined the morals of our country

I'm surprised they haven't tried that one. The religiously insane would buy it. God save us.

[ugarte]

6. Not only were they Democrats

they were gay public-school graduates.