Seriously, George Bush is a wonderful speaker!

[Tim4319]

I am watching a replay of his speech he gave yesterday on CSPAN, right not. He is doing such a wonderful job. Unfortunately, he is not addressing any of the current issues, taking any unfiltered questions, or discussing anything worth while!

He tends to have problems with that monkey wrench called questions. Especially extremely tough questions like,"have you made a mistake".

[maddezmom]

1. yeah, if you're deaf n/t

[madmax]

3. And don't read lips or use CC

:evilgrin:

He's painful to watch. What a mug!

[BlueEyedSon]

4. And blind....

[Mountainman]

2. I saw the speech where he said he will keep Rummy

I saw it on MSNBC and on Faux News. On MSNBC they left in all the "Ahhhhhhhhhhh"s between his words. On Faux they edited them out to make Bush sound coherent.

[kittykitty]

5. I'm watching, too. Who are those people with their backs turned to him?

I'm hoping they are protesters, but maybe they are Secret Service protecting him. One is a woman with a blond pony tail.

[PaDUer]

10. Secret Service

to monitor the people.

[Bush_Eats_Beef]

6. Seriously, George Bush is a wonderful mouthpiece...

Just stick your hand up the hole in his bottom and use the stick to move his lips.

"Seriously, George Bush is a wonderful speaker!"
Posted by Tim4319

Bush is Rove-a-RIFFIC!



Two fat thumbs up, Mr. Prezzidint.

[koopie57]

7. I was at work on Thursday

in the library when the dimwit came on with the King of Jordan. It just about killed me to keep still but I thought I was only one of a very few liberals in the lab. I watched one girl rolling her eyes, making faces when all of a sudden she stands up and says I can't take him anymore ... he drives me nuts with with mumblings and stupidity. I looked at her and heard myself say, "I can't believe you said that." She gave me a dirty look and I said, "I mean...I thought I was the only one here who felt like that". Then I started in on all that I have learned here at DU and people thought I was a damn genius.

[Geo55]

13. Little by little

The "Awakening"
"I watched one girl rolling her eyes, making faces when all of a sudden she stands up and says I can't take him anymore ... he drives me nuts with with mumblings and stupidity"
Rule #1
The ventriloquist should never allow the "dummy" to talk without him.

[madrchsod]

8. ".......you know.....my economic idea

has made...this nation a nation of duers...and we must not....give up the fight.....even brown people can have freedom......freedom to buy things for their loved ones........we will fight terror...and we will have job creation if my plan....the democrats are tax and spenders...thank you for coming today, i have a few statements to make...."

[PaDUer]

11. LOL

Too bad someone couldn't get the frequency for that earpiece...Wonder how long until he realized what he was repeating..lol

[stellanoir]

9. as Salam Pax said so aptly, when Sadaam was still in power,

paraphrasing here . . ."If we have to have a dictator, couldn't we at least have a decent orator. . .?"

[Geo55]

15. Dictator

."If we have to have a dictator, couldn't we at least have a decent orator. . .?"

Ahh...yes...Adolph had such a way with words , and such Charisma!

[AlCzervik]

12. I just saw a little of that on cspan

and of course i turned it on at the exact moment he said "There are no more rape rooms and torture chambers in Iraq"....hmmmm oh really? What he should have said is that they have been privatized. Such a tool it's just still so hard to believe even after 3 1/2 years that this illiterate monkey is the leader of the free world.

[kittykitty]

16. Great line, chimpsrsmarter!

"What he should have said is that they have been privatized."

[Tim4319]

17. I like the line too

[soup]

14. 'whole bunch a ways workers gets trained'

Turned it on just in time and just long enough to hear him slur that.

can't cope.

[MikeG]

18. Oh yeah, makes me forget Cicero.