Limbaugh finds a way to link torture photos to Clinton's penis

[Adenoid_Hynkel]

It took a while, but he fianlly found a way (to illustrate supposed lib'rul hypocrisy) to work an attack on our last elected president's genitals into his pro-torture spin:

"You know, there are all kinds of people in this country, some of them Democrats, elected Democrats who say, "We need to see all these pictures from this prison, from the Abu Ghraib prison. Need to see them! We want to see every sordid detail because we have a right to know! American people need to know what's being done in their name. We want to see them. All the sodomy. We want to see those light sticks." Have you heard about this? Have you heard about...? What are those light sticks? I can't think of the name of them but some prisoners were apparently sodomized with these light sticks.

Now, remember when a cigar was used in the Oval Office? "Heeeey, it's just sex! It's not going to get in the way of anybody leads and does their job. There's nothing here." Now all of a sudden we've got to see all these pictures. All right. Will these same people who are demanding to see every photo and every video from the Abu Ghraib prison, demand to see the Al-Qaeda video? Will they demand that it be shown, the beheading of Nick Berg? I'm just asking. Just asking. Will they be consistent?"

[indigobusiness]

1. Limabaugh has half his penis tied behind his back...

http://sludgereport.blogspot.com/

[Endangered Specie]

3. I highly doubt he could do that, if you know what I mean.

[asjr]

18. Correct. Two inches doesn't stretch very far.

[Endangered Specie]

25. Well, its also a matter of inches in the waist.

(not that I should be talking or anything ;) )

[King Coal]

6. That man is in more dire need of an asskicking than any man

in history.

[Jim Warren]

15. Heh heh

Ain't that the truth.
I'd love a stint on a deserted island with that piece of detrius, no doubt in my mind who is gonna get all the coconuts.

[tom_paine]

23. I must agree almost completely

Although, I still think Hitler, Himmler, Stalin, and "Iron Feliks" Dzherzhinsky deserve one more.

Limbaugh is an odious Nazi and there are no two ways about it.

[Endangered Specie]

2. hell, Pat Robertson managed...

to link the torture photos to internet porn :wtf: Basically saying, "well, the torture phots are awful and horrid, and the pepole in charge are right to wanna keep them private, but today and the internet they will all get around the world anyway, ill tll you ladies and gents, those may be bad but they pail in comparision to what kinds of pornography and exclicit disgusting acts you can find on the internet" (paraphrase) he goes on to suggest that the politicians in charge should be more concerned with the porn images than the torture ones.

[HFishbine]

14. Yeah

And they pale in comparrison to the violence in a Bruce Willis or Arnold Schwartsenegger movie too, Pat. The difference is that this was a record of real abuse perpetuated upon unwilling captives. Get it, you stupid prick?

[nonconformist]

4. That damn Clenis strikes again

Maybe he could "think" of the name of those 'light sticks' (which are chemical lights, or chemlights) if he would have served in the military when he had the chance.

And lovely comparison... someone's private, consensual sex life compared to forcible sodomy with objects.

[madmax]

5. Limbaugh is the enemy within

He makes me sick. What redeeming value can be found in his propaganda?

[apnu]

11. none, but I think that's the whole point.

I bet these guys go home laughing every night about the bulls**t they are spewing, order up some coke and a hooker and eventually pass out.

[hippiegranny]

7. rush is a drug addled

canker sore. nothing he has to say is of any value to me or to anyone who isn't brain dead and void of soul. i think he is just getting off on being controversial now.

[King Coal]

9. He still needs his ass kicked.

[hippiegranny]

16. ok, i'm game

you hold him, i'll kick! i'm a former dancer and i still have alot of power and range in my legs!

[girl gone mad]

8. Umm..

It also works in reverse.

The same peoplee who were demanding that we know every last detail of a consensual sex act in the oval office are now arguing that every detail of the torture at Abu Ghraib should be kept from us.

[Blue Gardener]

12. Good Point! n/t

[Adenoid_Hynkel]

13. as is usually the case

with all of rush's supposed demonstrations of 'logic'

[apnu]

10. Secretly, Limbaugh wants Clinton's penis -- "to have"

Either a plaster cast of it, the actual member in a jar of formaldehyde, or well... I'll let you finish the thought.

I'm kinda serious about this, the right spends so much time on Clinton's sexual organs that I'm beginning to wonder if there is either some envy going on or some closet repressions.

[robbedvoter]

20. or rather: "Secretly Limbaugh wants Clinton's penis" period.

Paging Dr Freud.
Another Freudian slip: deep inside his sewer of a mind, he knows this is a Bush liability, hence the comparison.

[killbotfactory]

17. Does that fuck understand the difference between consentual sex and rape?

Fuck him.

[Adenoid_Hynkel]

21. proabaly not

and the rw doesn't understand the difference between reality and fiction, either, which is why they keep using movies as a defense for the torture

these guys are getting more surreal than Dali on an acid trip

[robbedvoter]

22. or "consensual sex and murder"? "Consensual sex and torture?"

Nope. he desires them all equally.

[seabeyond]

19. hm lets see our military

clintons personal sex life

wow, that is a tough one
want to take it to clintons sex act, k. how about the republicans being so obsessed with inpeaching clinton for sex the last two years, they didnt allow clinton the ability to do what he needed with the threat of al queada even greater. cause it was something clinton felt strongly on it republicans automatically opposed putting up vivid roadblocks, like cutting budgets in these areas and not working with clinton

[kaitykaity]

24. These people are sick.

They are enslaved to their president, to their party,
to their power, and nothing else matters.