An event with the local freep paper

[historian]

Phone rang i picked it up
hello this is the daily press - we have a special for this week.
Listen ive asked you a 100 times to stop calling. I dont read that gibberish you call news; i prefer toilet paper since that at least has a function. I cant even use your paper as toilet paper since that would be an insult to my rectum. Do you understand now>
Loooooooooooooong silence
but sir we are having a special for this week!

[yankeeinlouisiana]

1. Well, if they're having a special...

maybe you could get a bird and use the paper to line the bird cage.

;-)

[historian]

3. tried that bird bit me and then left

[boobooday]

2. Did you really say that?

That's hilarious.

:smoke: :smoke:

She tried to soldier on, though, and stick to her script.



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