Liberals: A Haiku by Ann Coulter

[Orange and Green]

Treasonous traitors
Liberals are terrorists
All of them should die

[shadu]

1. That's funny!

(I think they teach that one at clown school!)

[Bandit]

2. Gasp ~ not little Annie ~ She would never say such hateful things

D'oh You have a link?

[liberalitch]

3. Haiku?

WHAT.... pray tell, does this have to do with our relationship with nature?

Here we go:
Ann Coulter is male
Her writing is like pond scum
No pond scum is good

[TN al]

4. Oh let me go next...

I am Ann Coulter
Kill or convert Arabs to
Christianity

[bkcc]

5. ann coulter: a haiku response

hate-spewing she-man
is that an adam's apple?
your mind is diseased.

[DAGDA56]

6. It only works if you think liberal is a 3 syllable word...

[cheezus]

7. here's one

why is ann full of blind hate
perhaps it's all from
doing drugs with rush limbaugh

[TN al]

8. My dictionary says it is 3 syllables...

...You must be used to hearing freepers say it. Librul

[liberalitch]

9. lib er al?

NO
LIB ral

[bkcc]

13. both are acceptable.

see here:
http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=liberal

can't we all just get along?
;)

[bloodyjack]

10. 5-7-5? it works

li-ber-als-are-ter-ror-ists, 7 syllables

[Dogmudgeon]

11. Ann? Is that you?

Dude, you still owe me the $10 I loaned you for rubbers to nail that Georgetown co-ed with.

--bkl

[neverborn]

12. Seven syllables?

Too much thought for Ann Coulter or most Republicans ;)

:hi:

[11 Bravo]

14. My turn ...

Sex with Ann Coulter's
Like fucking a razor blade
But not as much fun.

[HFishbine]

15. Mine

Angry, angy Ann
Rush said yes to the strap-on
But demanded lube