What if Canada invaded us?

[trof]

In order to topple our dangerous and dictatorial president.
And replace our form of government with theirs.
Would you take up arms against them?

[whosinpower]

1. What is Canada going to invade with?

Canoes, beavers and hockey pucks????????

[GirlinContempt]

3. Perhaps...

We'd use the same tactics we used in the war of 1812 and burn you to the ground again.
Maybe.
You know...

[Renew Deal]

42. Listen up puckhead

One thing us Americans like is fire. Bring it on!!! ;) :nuke:

[SeveneightyWhoa]

5. Hey man..

Hockey pucks can be deadly.

For an invasion, all we'd need are laser-guided exploding pucks with a Lockheed Martin logo on 'em. We'd be conquering Texas oilfields in no time.

[Renew Deal]

41. lol

Beer

[leftyandproud]

43. NYPD has more members than the Canadian army..

And I'm not joking! 50k cops

[Reverend_Smitty]

2. Oh hell no, Id grab a Molson and enjoy the show!

n/t

[ThoughtCriminal]

4. I would think Iraq would be a lesson

You can't impose Democracy. We'll have to get it back ourselves.

[Goldom]

6. I'd surrender and go live in Canada.

:shrug:

[hughee99]

10. I would protest the Canadian occupation.

[slackmaster]

7. We're ready for them here in San Diego, CA

Although we are shielded from the Great White North by a slim three-state margin with only a token military presence, the Unorganized Militia is ready to act in defense of our nation's precious values.

If those Canucks and their proxies, the treacherous Finns, hit our beaches we'll be there waiting with our muskets and bone knives.

:freak:

[JHB]

8. Time to go rent "Canadian Bacon"

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0109370/

[karabekian]

9. they won't invade and yes id take up arms

n/c

[ibegurpard]

11. Right now if I thought they could actually accomplish it

I'd welcome them with open arms.

[TrogL]

12. Ever read "The Mouse that Roared"?

by Leonard Wibberley?

[Rosco T.]

13. As Long as they bring real Canadian Bacon and a load of double-doubles..

I wouldn't complain :)

[rinsd]

14. Yes....against any and all invaders. (nt)

[Philostopher]

15. If they come bearing Inniskillin ...

it would be a tough call. I'd probably take up my corkscrew against them.

[southpaw]

16. If they are out to topple the Bush regime and bring universal healthcare..

I'm all for it.

[slutticus]

17. Blame Canada!

[bigbillhaywood]

18. Depends. Will they replace Dunkin Donuts and KK with that Tim Horton's

crap? If not, I welcome our new Canadian overlords.

[Minstrel Boy]

19. "Tim Horton's crap"?!? That tears it!

The United States has 48 hours to get out of North America. Goodnight, and God bless Canada.

[Screaming Lord Byron]

22. Damn right. Call up Geddy Lee, Steve Yzerman and Margaret Atwood.

There's gonna be some Yankee asskicking going on.

:evilgrin:

[bigbillhaywood]

26. Only in the pennant race. nt

[mrgorth]

20. Depends

no way I accept the queen's rule, period.

[bigbillhaywood]

24. Nice avatar. IRA soldier w/ HK G3 right? nt

[mrgorth]

29. Don't know the gun but yeah

that's a provo.

[prodigal_green]

21. I would defend my country

against anybody that subverts the democratic process...that's why I'm voting Kerry in the Fall.

Seriously, our military is stretched so thin right now and our national guard is deployed outside of the nation it is supposed to guard that Canada might just be able to pull it off.

Also, as major drug dealers, they'd just have to threaten to withold blood-pressure medicine and we'd surrender.

[eikichi_onizuka]

23. Heh

Bring some poutine and Molsons and they can come right on down.

[TahitiNut]

25. Depends. Would we get another Tim Horton's?

Would I have to learn how to say "eh?" Would I have to drink Molson's? Nawww... I wouldn't fight 'em. They're my "neighbor to the south." :silly:

[AntiCoup2K4]

27. Only if they made me use the metric system....

...or speak French, or listen to Celine Dion.

[Spazito]

28. I am shocked, yes shocked, that no one has mentioned our WMD.....

maple syrup! Anyone who has ever spilled a bottle of maple syrup KNOWS what a secret weapon it is, it gums up EVERYTHING!

[dolo amber]

30. All they'd have to do

is blast us with Crash Test Dummies "Mmmmmmm" or some Barenaked Ladies ala Noreiga...I'd give in an hour, maybe 2 tops till we all surrendered...

Nooooo, please, whatever you want, just make it STOOOOOP!!!! :cry:

:D

[Screaming Lord Byron]

31. If you're really bad, we keep Sarah McLachlan in reserve.

[dolo amber]

39. I can only imagine

if we were very stubborn and you had to bring out the double-barreled assault; Dion and Murray...:scared:

[Screaming Lord Byron]

40. Dion, Murray and Morrisette.

Then if you still won't sing, it's on to Stalag Lightfoot V.

[Cat Atomic]

32. Hannity would join the new Canadian-run propaganda corps, no doubt.

I'd be shooting Canadians.

[TX-RAT]

33. Tell then to bring there own beer.

[trof]

34. Not quite the answers I expected,

but some good chuckles anyway.
Thanks.

[laylah]

35. Sure...I'd take

my arms up to them...and spread 'em wide, all the while poppin' the champagne! :party:

Jenn

[Cleita]

36. Nope.

I would receive them with dancing and flowers. Of course, that is if Bush becomes dictator and elections are banned,not before. Then I would welcome liberation.

[anarchy1999]

37. Invasion will come from the South with the aid of the Chinese.

Sorry. Canada might join from the north, I doubt it. They might take US refugees.

:tinfoilhat: :shrug: :evilgrin:

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