Contest to name Jeb Bush

[billybob537]

It has come to my attention that Jeb Bush brother of our clueless leader has not been endowed with a hilarious nick name. So it is my esteemed honor to offer this contest. Send in your name for Jeb. They will be judged by a panel of experts and the winner will receive confirmed bragging rights. Best of luck BILL

[goclark]

1. Bro"J"

Chad-in-Thief

[bobbyboucher]

2. "Hand Jeb"

or "Rim Jeb".

[CulturalNomad]

3. Jebus?

[City Lights]

4. Count Jebbula. n/t

[tkulesa]

10. This one has my vote!

[salin]

19. mine, too

gets the "royalty" (didn't get where he is on his own skills, nor merit)

gets the "sucking the blood out of the state's budget, and the programs serving the state's neediest, and the parasitic connotation that it isn't just killing these things - it is getting rich in the doing so.." sort of images.

[SharonAnn]

17. This has my vote too! It fits so well!

[napi21]

5. Jujube.....remember the candy you had as a kid?

I kinda like jujube. For you youngsters, it was tacky fruit flavored candy that cam in a small box.
They weren't that great that I remember, but they looked pretty good. The web site where you can still order them says you can soften them in the microwave, but you risk ending up with a heap of goo.

That fits him....and his initials JB.

[SoCalDem]

6. The handsome one

:evilgrin:

[AlCzervik]

7. The other idiot

[redqueen]

8. He who cares nothing about the helpless children in his care

yeah, not too catchy, I know... how about Mister Fixer?

[yella_dawg]

9. How about "Jeb Bush"?

That's about the most humiliating name I can think of.

[Bridget Burke]

11. "JEB" is his nickname.

His full name is "John Ellis Bush".

You may remember his cousin, John Ellis. He "called" the election at Fox News--that night when all the trouble started.

[kerry-is-my-prez]

12. "Fib" Bush or something that refers to the "sneer" that he always has

His brother is "smirk" and he always has a "sneer" on his face and makes nasty comments.

[camero]

13. I call him Jebbie

cause he's a moronic idiot

[Cleita]

14. He looks like a pig. So how about Porky?

[Cessna Invesco Palin]

15. Sheik Jebbouti

Edit: Apologies to Zappa.

[TNMOM]

29. Love that!!

[President Jesus]

16. "Crotch"

[billybob537]

18. And the judges have made thier decision!

In 1st place with 3 votes we have "rimjeb" submitted by bobbyboucher.
in 2nd place with 2 votes we have "jebus" submitted by culturalnomad.
in 3rd place with1 vote we have "jujubee" submitted by napi21
Thanks to all the participants now back to our regularly scheduled program.:yourock: :headbang: :grouphug: :loveya: :shrug: :hi: :spank: :toast: :bounce:

[agingdem]

20. How about...

Jeberish ( a play on jibberish) because everything that comes out of his mouth is crap.

[agingdem]

21. How about...

Jebberish ( a play on gibberish) because everything that comes out of his mouth is crap.

[cmf]

22. Jeb Crow

For the numerous voting "irregularities" (particularly among blacks) in his state.

[Neshanic]

23. "Jebba the Butt?"

[Lefty48197]

24. How about "Dump ya"?

.

[Mz Pip]

25. Semi-chimp

MzPip
:dem:

[loudsue]

26. Well....we've got bunnypants. How 'bout dirtypants. He's full of

$#!+

:kick::kick::kick:

[jorno67]

27. Mr Harris

[jorno67]

28. Jebya

[galadrium]

30. Dont know why he's called JEB Bush, thats like saying John Ellis Bush Bush

Wonder who came up with that nickname?

[Emboldened Chimp]

31. Hmm, never thought of that

Shit, these people are dumber than I thought...

[galadrium]

33. Yeah, we didnt call JFK, JFK Kennedy....lol

[mitchum]

32. Cuban Buttboy...

(considering how he panders to those who get all teary-eyed over Batista)