Yea! I got my pic of shrub and pickles in the mail today!

[No2W2004]

Should I go "picasso" on their ass?

Paintball target?

Tape it to the front of my car & see how many bugs I can hit?

and as far as the "postage paid" envelope, can I just tape it to a brick, or do I have to wrap the brick in paper first?

[demnan]

1. Whipe your ass with it

anything else would be a compliment.

[Renew Deal]

2. A brick or a phone book would be good.

You might want to wrap it in newspaper or a paper bag first.

[shraby]

4. If there is a stamped envelope with it,

send it back on their dime maybe with a message on it.

[MidwestTransplant]

5. Can you really do that

Tape a postage paid envelope to a package and send?

[azmesa207]

6. can you really do that

I put mine through the shredder and sent it back in there pre paid envelope

[Beaverhausen]

8. Good one!

[Don_G]

3. Leave The Brick At Home

Find an overflowing litter box somewhere and box it up.

[Lin]

7. Tape it to your doormat:) <eom>

[lancdem]

9. I wonder who's on their mailing list

I've read a bunch of posts from DUers who got this "gift" in the mail. Are they sending them to Dems, too?

[No2W2004]

10. I have a one of those first names

that has a lot of nicknames, as well as being a Jr. It was addressed to me in a way that I almost never use. It had to be somewhere that I used a nickname and then checked the "Jr." box off. I'm trying to figure it out. It's defiantly not from my voter registration, or my drivers license.

EDIT: When I have to register for some website that I don't want to give real info for, I use "Buck Turgidson"

[Renew Deal]

12. I think they are sending it to everyone.

If you ever donated, you are probably getting one. That's even if you donated to Democrats.

[hatrack]

11. Jeez, is everybody getting these?

My parents even got one, and they voted for Stevenson twice!

[July]

13. Stay on their list and let them waste money sending

propaganda that's not going to get them anywhere. We get this stuff all the time, and it's clear it's got to cost a fair amount to send so many photos with letters of several pages. I measure their desperation by the frequency with which we receive them. Even after receiving nothing from us after numerous mailings, the photos keep on coming. When it gets closer to the election I'm sending their form back with "I gave to Kerry till it hurt" on it, but for now I'm just collecting the crap.

[scrotim]

14. game of darts! game of darts! your aim is sure to improve. n/t

[pstokely]

15. send them expired coupons

what do you usually send whenever the GOP sends you a letter begging for cash?

[Jacobin]

16. Maybe a toilet seat cushion?