The retards at "TerrorXchange.com"

[Paragon]

http://www.terrorxchange.com/home.aspx

Much like a regular financial market, you buy or sell virtual shares of major international news events that you feel are likely to occur. Watch your virtual shares rise or fall based on other participants predictions...Sign up today and receive One-Million TerrorDollars (T$) to start trading with.

http://www.terrorxchange.com/stocks.aspx

Examples of "Stock"/"Current Price":

- Iraq Falls Into Civil War T$ 77.36
- Bombing/Assassination at the Olympics T$ 64.41
- US School Shooting T$ 43.05
- Seattle Devastated By An Eruption Of Mt. Rainier T$ 20.90
- Oil Producing States (Western States) Secede from United States Union T$ 19.27
- US Supreme Court Deems Gay Marriage as Constitutional T$ 14.71
- Environmental Terrorist Attack Using Forest Fires T$ 13.24
- US Senate Passes Bill to Protect Fast Food Restaurants From Legal Liability for Making People Fat T$ 11.67
- Abortion Clinic Bombing T$ 10.95
- Catastrophic Meteor Strikes Earth T$ 10.05
- American Election Found to be Tampered With by Government T$ 9.99
- Terror Strike at Major Theme Park T$ 6.86
- Hawaii Badly Damaged By A Tsunami (Tidal Wave) T$ 6.24
- Dissolution of the United Nations T$ 5.77

[Scairp]

1. My goodness

I think they left out a hurricane wiping out Miami or a massive earthquake causing SoCal to fall into the Pacific. I'm guessing they aren't members of the Optimists' Club.

[WLKjr]

2. im going to play this

looks interesting.

[Paragon]

3. Oh, Lord.

:eyes:

[alexwcovington]

5. Me too.

I think train derailments are a good investment.

[Paragon]

4. kick

:dem:

[htuttle]

6. Come on' bombings! Daddy needs a new pair of shoes!

:eyes: