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thebigidea Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-21-04 05:54 PM
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"Hannity Youth!"- a bouncy noisepop S&M ode w/ Coulter, Gingrich, & Colmes
http://www.terminalproduct.com/hannityyouth.mp3

The Hannity Youth! They walk amongst us... with plastic hair and blackened hearts...

here's a bit of lo-fi improv obsessing on some unpleasant themes. Bonus Velvet Underground mutation for extra irritation.



previously:
http://www.terminalproduct.com/torture.rm
http://www.terminalproduct.com/pnac.rm
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CatWoman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-21-04 06:00 PM
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1. tee hee
this is so fucking funny!!!!!!

Glad to see you back posting regularly.

And making more MP3s

:hi:

p.s. Luv that velvet underground!!!

Hannity, Hannity, what a clamity :D
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thebigidea Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-21-04 06:49 PM
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3. nothing like whining into a mic to start your morning right
I only wish I had some actual musical skill of some kind, that would probably make things easier to digest. Instead I pretty much just have a fit and hope the tape is running.
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CatWoman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-21-04 07:09 PM
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5. I listened to that prick on my drive home today
you need to send him a copy of it.

Let him see how people see him outside of his "bubble".
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thebigidea Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-21-04 07:20 PM
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6. even via radio, you can HEAR him pointing his finger at you
gawd, that gesture he does drives me nuts, especially combined with the whiny voice.

Yeah, I'll send it to him. Copyright infringement is your best entertainment value.
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thebigidea Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-21-04 08:20 PM
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8. Emails sent... one to Colmes for good measure
Now to await the cease and desist orders.
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thebigidea Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-21-04 09:22 PM
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10. ooo, but hatemail already!
I wish they would send more than just one sentence insults. At least a paragraph, please! And stop telling me I hate America. YAAAAAAAAAWN.
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CatWoman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-22-04 02:14 PM
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14. LOL
What did the hatemail say?

Outside of your hating America?
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thebigidea Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-22-04 02:58 PM
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16. "America-haters like you are why we're losing the war."
Edited on Sat May-22-04 02:58 PM by thebigidea
Interesting to see them admit that we ARE losing, though.

"You're not funny, you dumb motherfucker."

And a one line response from "dingus666@hotmail.com" simply asking: "What about Hillary?"

Yeah, what ABOUT Hillary?

(Uh, "dingus666"? Dingus?)
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RetroLounge Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-22-04 02:18 PM
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15. Post the hate mail.
always fun to see the stupid freepers attempting to write...

RL
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thebigidea Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-22-04 03:36 PM
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17. its always in that sub-IRC lingo, blegh...
"Plz go to Iraq if u dont like it here"

AGHGHGHGHG! I mean, I know I'm not exactly much of a speller - but that "plz" stuff. AGHGHHGHG!
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tishaLA Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-21-04 06:22 PM
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2. I love Coulter's giggle starting us off
"it's just such a comical remark"
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thebigidea Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-21-04 07:01 PM
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4. that wacky Ann...
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thebigidea Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-21-04 07:39 PM
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7. I'll prolly make a video to to this...
with this bit as an intro:

THE HANNITY YOUTH

PITCHMAN:
Hey, do you want to be a pompous jerkoff who points his finger at people?

SLOB:
I guess so...

PITCHMAN:
Have you ever wanted to cut off some poor bozo's mic before he interrupted your ignorant tirade?

SLOB:
Sometimes...

PITCHMAN:
Do you like sitting next to whiny stooges that take a fall like a faded champ every night?

SLOB:
Only if he's as good-looking as Alan Colmes.

ANNOUNCER:
Had it up to here with critical thinking?
Then you need to get Hannitized!

GUY:
Its like being sodomized, only it lasts forever.

hannity jugend run amok in the suburbs, stealing prescription medication, burning books and records, beating up "intellectuals" in ridiculous prop glasses who clutched tattered copies of 1984 and Farenheit 451.

ANNOUNCER:
The Hannity Youth... disciplined, dense, and decisive!
The Hannity Youth... organized, enraged, and out to lunch...
The Hannity Youth... Make way for Murdoch, make way for murder!

KID:
I've been in the Hannity Youth since I was twelve. I don't think, I just hate.

KID 2:
I joined when I was 9 - I can't remember the last time I said something that wasn't handed to me.

camera pulls back, revealing guy holding cue card...

ANNOUNCER:
Get Hannitized! Call now and deliver evil to your door -
order the Savage Sean Neocon Full Frontal Action Kit!
With free armbands, manifestos, muddled messages,
and a stale crust of bread for Alan Colmes,
who comes stuffed in a crate,
completely naked and utterly submissive.

KID:
Wow! Now I can sneer at everybody!

KID 2:
Now I can take orders like a champ!

KID 3:
I can't wait to be told what to do!

KID:
I don't know what I'm talking about -
but I'll tell you anyway!

KID 2:
I blame Clinton's penis - because mine is very small!

KID 3:
I just like to blame anybody but me -
especially when I'm wrong!

ANNOUNCER:
Join the ready, the willing, the brownshirt inclined!
Because an End to Evil begins at home - and the Empire
must last a thousand years...

(the kids do that stiff-fingered sean hannity pointing gesture like a salute, ala seig heil)

KID:
One people!

KID 2:
One nation!

KIS 3:
One newschannel!

ALL:
Amen!

ANNOUNCER:
A message from the Project for a New American Century...
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thebigidea Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-21-04 08:50 PM
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9. transcript! spicy! steamy! simulated!
Edited on Fri May-21-04 08:51 PM by thebigidea
HANNITY YOUTH
-------------
(by the farmingdale sound machine
no copyright - may 21, 2004)

HANNITY: "Bush is an incompetent leader, in fact. That he has, on his shoulders... the deaths of many more troops. Bush is an incompetent leader, in fact. I got Alan here every night, we always disagree."

COULTER: "Ha ha ha."

COLMES: "You're a very lucky man."

HANNITY: "I don't mind that... at what point does this become reckless and irresponsible and frankly, even dangerous to the people fighting under the commander in chief. Just go to Hannity. Putting their own agendas before the good of the country. Just go to Hannity. How much more vicious can they get? Just go to Hannity. Ann Coulter is with us. Ann Coulter is with us. Just go to Hannity. How much more vicious can they get? Just go to Hannity."

COULTER: "Well, I uh..."

HANNITY: "Ann Coulter is with us."

COULTER: "Well uh, I have difficulty responding to that, its such a comical remark."

HANNITY: "How much more vicious can they get?"

Hannity Youth
we don't know the truth
Hannity Youth
such unruly youth

COULTER: "You are stupid, and moreover, Bush is responsible for these deaths."

they say what Karl tells them to say
knowing in the end that Rove will pay
for talking points pounded out ala carte
blastfaxes tossed like a poison dart

preen and pout
like a nasty lout
with shellaced hair and a pinstripe suit
they don't hear you, yr point is moot
they don't hear you, yr point is mute

HANNITY: "Just go to Hannity. He has on his shoulders, the death of these troops. Just go to Hannity."

Hannity Hannity
what a calamity!
blowhard bully we don't want no more
Sean really needs to be shown the door

HANNITY: "My good friend Newt Gingrich, wanted to get some insight from him - Mr. Speaker, hello - how are you?"

GINGRICH: "Just great... I don't know how you felt today, but its very interesting..."

HANNITY: "Son of a Nazi..."

no wonder torture doesn't bother him much
because newt just doesn't stop at a touch
sodomy for starters - sean's in garters
sodomy for starters - sean's in garters
whips & lips & hips & drips
whips & lips & hips & drips

HANNITY: "Son of a Nazi... who's been accused of groping."

GINGRICH: "Just great Nazism."

(cue Venus in Furs)

shiny shiny shiny Sean in leather
whiplash manchild in the dark
comes in bells, your Speaker - don't foresake him
strike, dear Gingrich - and cure his heart.

GINGRICH: "Well you know."

HANNITY: "Son of a Nazi..."

Sean is tired, Sean is weary
Sean could sleep for a thousand years
a thousand Colmes
that would awake him
Rupert Murdoch is
made of tears.

Rupert Murdoch is
made of fear.

Hannity Hannity
what a calamity!
blowhard bully we don't want no more
Sean needs to be shown the door.

GINGRICH: "Its very interesting to me, I mean..."

HANNITY: "I don't know - you have absolutely gone to the dark side."

HUFFINGTON: "Oh look who's talking - do not mention the dark side in my presence."

HANNITY: "What is that?"
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thebigidea Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-21-04 11:55 PM
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11. a post-midnight kick, for Nixon's sweet sake at the very least
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thebigidea Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-22-04 02:01 PM
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12. a shameless saturday final unjustified-ego kick...
so there!

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tishaLA Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-22-04 02:11 PM
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13. no it's a well-deserved ego kick
:D
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thebigidea Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-22-04 04:03 PM
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19. Damnit, I guess I'll have to postpone that bathtub suicide for a while
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rumguy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-22-04 03:39 PM
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18. looks good
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thebigidea Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-22-04 06:18 PM
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20. looks good, now with a refreshing mint flavor - for YOUR protection.
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