It hasn't rained in Crawford in over a week, another lie.

[spotbird]

http://www.weather.com/activities/other/other/weather/yesterday.html?locid=USTX0307

And in that heat the ground was bone dry. These people don't even try to create a believable story.

[LittleApple81]

1. Today in DU it has been a mixture of tragedy and knee-slapping funny

stuff. This is part of the funny stuff.

[El Supremo]

2. Bwahahahahahah

[Straight Shooter]

3. That pose works with your mama, bush, but we are not impressed

n/t

[Kinkistyle]

4. Got drunk and took a spill.

So it was a lie as usual. What could the real reason for the injuries be then? My guess is a spill after getting piss drunk.

[Scairp]

11. Only reason there could be

He's a complete fucking moron. And his people are morons for making such pathetic excuses for his little spill. Do these assholes EVER tell the truth about anything, even minor things?

[TheWebHead]

5. * can't even accept responsibility for falling off a bike

... waiting for the Freepers to demand who made the bike to boycott the manfacturer next... Doubting it was made in the USA.

[Cronus Protagonist]

8. It was a piece of rock that gave way liberally

If it had been steadfast and loyal, Bush's bike wouldn't have failed him. There is forever a part of Texas that is no longer part of the USA. Damn these liberal rocks. We should send them all to Iran.

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[Newsjock]

6. Last rain in Waco was 0.02 inch on MAY 14

According to Weather Underground.

[Vickers]

7. Maybe Pickles left the sprinklers on all night?

Cuz you KNOW all TX ranches have in-ground automatic sprinkler systems, right?

:crazy:

[liveoaktx]

9. Another thing-it was really hot today-where's his sunburn?

On a day like today nobody was out in the middle of the hot,sunny, afternoon with a stiff wind for SEVENTEEN MILES without getting a burn. The guy is white as a sheet except for the scrapes on his face-was he wearing a hood while he was biking?

[Bluebear]

10. Black hoods are all the rage with the GOP now!

[Morning Dew]

12. Does *

ever work?
He's always on vacation.

[ngGale]

13. ROF/LMAO n/t

[Seabiscuit]

14. "Raindrops Keep Falling On My Head"

Yep. Crawford, Texas has been "bone-dry" with zero precipitation for a week, with highs between 84 and 90. And how does eating a pretzel cause someone to "pass out" and fall on his face? Why do Dubya's apologists keep insulting our intelligence???

Either Dubya had another druken episode or Laura found Condi's blue dress and just got it back from the lab.

:beer: