George the Lesser can't eat pretzels or ride a freakin' bike?!

[HEFFA]

And yet some still claim that doing something infinitely more difficult, like running this country, is within his ability? Puh-LEEZE!!

[Don_G]

1. God Distracted Him

With that "burning Bush" crack.

[ClintonTyree]

2. I say.................

give him a bag of pretzels and send him off on a 10 mile bike ride. The consequences of that little trip would render the November elections moot.

[Hubert Flottz]

3. What ever happened to Randolph Scott?

He must have broken his neck riding the range on his 10 speed! They had better buy the 'Hell's Angel in Chief' a pony before we have 'pResident crooked Dick Cheney' instead of the fool we have now! Whew that was close! Shrub did a triple Sonny Bono and thank Gawd he was wearing his smirk protector and skid lid, because today this would have been the US of Halliburton with a crooked CEO instead of a pResident!

[patricia92243]

4. George the Lesser - now that is funny!!

[Sporadicus]

5. The Bike Story is Likely a Cover

I have a WAG (wild-ass guess) that Jenna & George got into some altercation involving her no-show at UT's graduation ceremony. Maybe she evaded her SS handlers long enough to get drunk, but was found out and hustled away to the Dim Son Ranch.

Another scenario involves GWB's epileptic seizures, the possibility of which being bandied about in recent weeks.

From my youthful experiences with bike wrecks (and I'm fairly experienced in that regard), the face gets protected instinctively at all costs. My only exception was riding my bike down 'suicide hill,' which had a gravel road at that time. I hit a pothole at about 30 MPH and the front wheel came off; I held onto the handlebars, though, as the bike fell over to the left side. My chin and lower lip bore the brunt of my fall, and I was picking out sand & gravel for a week.