Doesn't * seem to have more "accidents" than other pResidents?

[MoonRiver]

Except for Gerald Ford tripping once I don't recall hearing about any of them having one, much less multiple, tumbles, choking incidents, facial eruptions etc. Is * just a clutz or is he on something? And why was a doctor conveniently with him on the bike ride when he smashed up his already ugly mug? If he's tipping the bottle Rove might be worried that a doctor better be on hand 24/7. Maybe those crashing poll numbers are pushing the moron over the edge. After all, Karl, who knows AWOL best, must realize he's a loose cannon when things are going well. Who knows what he'd pull under these circumstances.

[lanparty]

1. I think ...

I personally think that when poll numbers sink ... HE DRINKS!!!!!

When he drinks, he stumbles and does stupid things like choking on pretzels.

[Jawja]

2. Yes, he does

and it's probably because he's either drunk or drugged.

He's definitely been drugged during some of his major press conferences (i.e., scripted performances)and speeches.

As a former cheerleader and a jogger and a golfer, it would seem that this guy would have better coordination, hmmmmmmm?

[MoonRiver]

4. The bike accident story smells.

On another thread bikers are saying * had the wrong equipment for mountain bike riding, and the nature of the bruises are suspicious (hardly anything on his hands, which any sober person would use to defend the head). Also, there was NO rain in Crawford the week before his "bike accident".
:wtf:

[mike1963]

5. And NO pictures of him starting out on the "bike ride"? I don't believe

a word of this crap. You can bet your ass they would seize on such a macho undertaking for photo ops...
:eyes:

[MoonRiver]

8. Oh, to have been a fly buzzing around *'s drunken arse!

I bet somebody has a real story to tell! Were he and doc having a Jack Daniels and pretzel picnic?

[LuLu550]

12. do you think Laura beats him?????

n/t

[MoonRiver]

13. Wouldn't you?

:evilgrin:

[LuLu550]

14. the waffle iron shaped bruises on his face

are a dead give-away! :evilgrin:

[MoonRiver]

19. Lol! Next, I want him to drop his pants

so we can check for paddle marks! Maybe we'll gain new respect for Laura. She might not be a Stepford Wife, but dominatrix through and through!! :D

[Wickerman]

3. Others are noting - I just wish the media would pay attention

If they wanted to sink him like they wanted to sink Ford Gawd knows they have lots of ammunition.

I agree, he is either drinking or someone is tired of his idiocy and beating him up:
similar discussion.
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=104&topic_id=1649122&mesg_id=1649122

[Vickers]

6. I heard his flight suit got caught in the chain

:shrug:

Don't know if that's true or not.

[MoonRiver]

9. His codpiece came loose and slammed into his face.

Karmic justice.

[SammyWinstonJack]

18. Oh God!

"I heard his flight suit got caught in the chain." Hilarious!

[terrya]

7. Hint: "glug, glug, glug"

* should cut down on the booze.

[Incredulous]

10. PGA Input

Seem to recall someone taking a header off my front porch a few years back... Of course we know that my evening parties are always "dry". Regards, John Daly

[newyawker99]

11. Hi Incredulous!!

Welcome to DU!! :toast:

[LuLu550]

15. Welcome, Incredulous!

Hop on in, the water is fine!

[dbt]

16. It's very simple. The Earth Herself hates bu$h.

Every now and then, She tries to shake him off Her back. He is literally The Most Hated Man On--and BY--Earth.

:evilgrin:
dbt

[LuLu550]

17. Good point

The gravity "sucks," doesn't it????

[JuniperLea]

20. wasn't there something posted here a while back

about a theory that bush was experiencing mini-seizures due to prolonged and heavy cocaine and alcohol abuse? did i see that here? anyone remember seeing it? anyone? anyone?

his one daughter sure looks like him, and she sure likes the drinkin' and druggin' it appears! she must have inherited the gene:)

i'm not bashing the garden variety partier here, only the ones who 'pretend' to be presidential material!

[AngryAmish]

21. No

Member when Clinton took a header at Greg Norman's house?

Or when Teddy Roosevelt got shot?

[MoonRiver]

22. One for Clinton versus how many for *?

Poppy * threw up on camera. But * falls over and over in odd situations. None occur when he's before the public, making me suspicious that he's secretly drinking and takes spills when he gets totally bombed. I bet Rove has a physician tagging * when he's drinking just in case another "accident" occurs. That way Team * can clean up the lush and get their story straight. Too bad they forgot about that pesky weather record.

[DemBones DemBones]

23. Teddy Roosevelt being shot was no accident. eom

[AngryAmish]

24. I guess you missed my sarcasm.

[catmandu57]

25. He's drinking

the whole gang of these "people" are codependents, covering up for the chimp*. I wonder how long they'll be able to hide it, sooner or later even the most dense sees that something is not right.
The pressures of this office have done far worse things to better men, the more bad news comes in, the farther the idiot drops, we'll either see him completely shy from public view, or, there'll be many more poorly explained incidents.