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kentuck Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-23-04 03:07 PM
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Example of FOX NEWS Breaking News !
They were interviewing some guy about something, I wasn't paying a lot of attention - after all it is FOX, but all at once the bimbo said "Sorry, we have to go. We have "breaking news"....the pResident is about to get off his plane in Connecticut.." !!!! Since when is a bozo gettting off a plane in Connecticut "breaking news"? Let's not exaggerate His Excellency, OK?? :shrug:
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Liberal Gramma Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-23-04 03:08 PM
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1. Well,he didn't trip
and hurt himself in some way. That's breaking news.
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JI7 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-23-04 03:08 PM
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2. why did he go home to connecticut ?
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catzies Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-23-04 03:13 PM
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8. Daughter Barbara's Yale graduation is today.
n/t
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JI7 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-23-04 03:18 PM
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13. i thought he wasn't going to attend graduation ceremony
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boobooday Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-23-04 03:09 PM
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3. If he falls on his face!
It seems to be happening to him a lot.

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smirkymonkey Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-23-04 03:21 PM
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14. Yes, but I thought they said
he wasn't singing show tunes? Guess they were wrong!
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Minstrel Boy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-23-04 03:10 PM
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4. There's a 50/50 chance that he'd fall down.
Is that still newsworthy? :evilgrin:
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Stew225 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-23-04 03:14 PM
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9. This breaking news from Faux....
Unconfirmed reports indicate that the President has just completed a grammatically correct sentence. Stay tuned to Faux for moron, the President. Er, I mean, more on the President.
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freetobegay Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-23-04 03:11 PM
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5. They want to see if he pulls a ford!
:evilgrin:
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Sparkly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-23-04 03:11 PM
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6. They want to see if he's sporting a Big Bird bandaid
or two.
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kentuck Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-23-04 03:12 PM
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7. But after he tumbled 8 times down the steps of the plane.......
Edited on Sun May-23-04 03:13 PM by kentuck
he landed sitting up! Looking up and smiling! Nothing seems to get to this courageous leader....
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Sparkly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-23-04 03:15 PM
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10. And he wasn't heard once to be whistling show tunes!
Not once during the entire de-planing ordeal! Wutta man.
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kentuck Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-23-04 03:18 PM
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12. And the photographer rushed over to take a photo....
with his special lens... Had to make sure the shadows were just right... :)
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Malva Zebrina Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-23-04 03:16 PM
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11. well, he didn't fall down the steps--that's news!
nt

CNN is almost as bad--the great news is that Bush fell off his bicycle! I mean that is really newsworthy information.
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against all enemies Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-23-04 03:24 PM
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15. Its news when the asshole leaves Texas!!
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leftofthedial Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-23-04 03:43 PM
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16. him getting off a plane is like watching NASCAR
you just have to watch it in case there's a gory wreck
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