Ok -- you guys have GOT to see this

[CatWoman]

I was trolling on the Yahoo boards, and a poster posted this link to illustrate the stupidity of * supporters.

http://www.w4prez.com/

[Sparkly]

1. Hilarious!

I didn't know the Chimp votes in Congress, but this was the most interesting news:
"John Kerry went to Yale College. Yale College is somewhere in Masachusets and only educates LIBERALS." HahahaHA!!

[CatWoman]

5. you've GOT to check out the cartoons, too

and when the fuck was Patton elected as president???

[VolcanoJen]

12. LMFAO!!! God, the "War Room" cartoons are hilarious!!

I love the "Liberal Television" in the background...

[BlackVelvetElvis]

84. And the Coke product placement

Those were gold.

[Stew225]

9. Thanks for your efforts but

someone on DU had posted a link to this. It is great, though. I wouldn't be surprised if the person is an adult.

[CatWoman]

25. heh

I missed it -- but it's still funny as all hell!!!

[lumpy]

83. Duh...

x

[hlthe2b]

13. Gee--wish I could laugh but that much ignorance just makes me

CRINGE1

[keithyboy]

17. Come on...You know one of us did this to make the Freeps look bad.

No one could honestly be that stupid!

[TankLV]

71. Also, I didn't realize idiot boy was FIRST ELECTED IN 1988!

This guy is really sharp!

[VolcanoJen]

2. "Reasons not to vote for John Kerry"

John Kerry went to Yale College. Yale College is somewhere in Masachusets and only educates LIBERALS.

LMAO... this is a total satire site, right?

My favorite part:

About Myself

My name is Jake Michaels and I live in Farmington, Missouri. I am twenty three and have been following George W. Bush ever since he won his first presidential election in 1988. He is my hero because he doesn’t let the liberals take over the government and stop us from having a good way of life in America.

I support George W completely, even thogh I am not a registered voter. (voting is for fags!) But I still want to give him my support and encorage others to do the same.

My hobies include dirt biking, going to strip clubs, hunting, and going to church. Yes! I am a complete Christian!!! And I love Jesus and hate the Devil (John Kerry) haha - just playing. I work as a night security guard for bank of america and have a girlfriend named Rebecca.

[boobooday]

15. It's either totally brilliant or completely terrifying

:evilgrin: :evilgrin: :evilgrin: :evilgrin:

http://www.wgoeshome.com

[tabasco]

34. I think it's satire ...

I laughed my ass off. Funny site !

[Guaranteed]

65. Look at his bio and the mailbag.

I don't think it's a joke. This guy is serious.

Public education has failed.

[Guaranteed]

67. Although calling Strom Thurmond a traitor for not publicly

supporting Bush is freakin' hilarious.

I dunno. I can't tell with this guy.

[tabasco]

70. Nope. Just more of his shtick.

This is damn good satire ! But I'm sure there are some serious sites out there not too far off of this parody.

[graham67]

46. I'm really glad this guy....

has a hobie. Everyone should have hobies.

[leftofthedial]

3. "The Second Commandment of the Constitution . . ."

LOL

Is this Bob Boudelang's site?

[Heritic]

4. I think I have messed myself

It's so stupid its funny!

[Sparkly]

6. This has got to be satire

Look at the page on "Dick Clark"...

[Carrion]

7. Has to be a parady.......

Right?

[Jackpine Radical]

72. Well, either a parady or a parody.

One or the other, that's my guess.

[kodi]

78. ya' know, just a bit i hope bush has found his boswell

i could see this as a comic strip

[lumpy]

77. Duh....

x

[nostamj]

8. good lord, IF is ISN'T a JOKE

it's STILL a JOKE!!!

here, I'll save you the click:

====================================================

Good things about George W. Bush:

On September 11, George W didn’t get afraid!!!

He found and put in jail thousands of arabs living in America, to protect us from getting atacked again.

He went to war with Iraq and has killed millions of the terrorists that caused September 11 that were living in Iraq and being payed by Sadam Husein.

George Bush also went to Iraq and made sure that there were no WMD's (Wepons of Multiple Destruction). Now that we know there are no WMD's in Iraq we can all feel safe.

George W Bush has voted in congress to lower the taxes we pay to the government. It’s unfair that we have to pay TWENTY percent of what we make to people working for the government. That money shouldn’t go to those people, it should be used for us to have a better economy.

The second commandment of the constitution says “We have a right to bear arms.” (that means we can have any weapon we want so we can protect ourselfs) and president Bush supports that.

George W. Bush is pro-life (which means he doesn’t like abortions) and will vote in congress to stop them from ever happening. God says to make all human life precious and the killing of any life (like in abortion) is against God’s law.

George W uphoalds the death penilty and will execute men who break laws.

George W Bush has proposed an amendemnt in congress to not allow gays to marry. Gays don’t deserve the right to marry because the bible says marriage is between a man and a woman ONLY!



I WILL WRITE MORE WHEN I CAN THINK OF THEM. (IT SHOULD BE EASY!)

[CatWoman]

14. I wonder if this is the "Moran" guys website

:P

[ikojo]

33. IF this guy REALLY exists (and I doubt Jake is a real person)

and he lives in Farmington, MO; it does not surprise me that the grammar and facts are so poor.

Farmington is a rural town approximately 90 miles south of St Louis. There is a prison down that way.

Oy vey!

[EstimatedProphet]

75. Ahem...not to get picky, but:

I am from rural Missouri. My spelling, grammar, and knowledge of facts are fine.

[UrbScotty]

10. "...it doesnt even matter if we vote or not!"

Good. I hope his friends don't vote.

[leyton]

11. My favorite bit:

It's about John Kerry:

John Kerry went to Yale College. Yale College is somewhere in Masachusets and only educates LIBERALS.

While going to school at Yale College, John Kerry was in a club called the “Skull and Bones”. It’s a very secret club that has the members chanting and worshiping the devil and the members of the club go on to create conspiracies all over the world. Do we really want someone from this club running our country?


Works on so many levels.

[trof]

16. poor benighted bastard

It's just sad.
What kind of life it must be when your age is higher than your IQ.

[trof]

18. Naw. This has GOTTA be a joke.

I ain't bitin'.

[lumpy]

79. Good grief !!

You can't be serious ! Sad ? Hilarious satire....

[Fenris]

19. This kid's terrific!

George W Bush has proposed an amendemnt in congress to not allow gays to marry. Gays don’t deserve the right to marry because the bible says marriage is between a man and a woman ONLY!

Hooray for theocracy!

George W. Bush is pro-life (which means he doesn’t like abortions) and will vote in congress to stop them from ever happening. God says to make all human life precious and the killing of any life (like in abortion) is against God’s law.

Unless you're brown skinned! And I don't know what Bible this kid has been reading - the Old Testament makes it clear that there are many offenses that justify killing others. Especially if they are unbelievers!

George W uphoalds the death penilty and will execute men who break laws.

Wait a minute, didn't you just say...

George W Bush has voted in congress to lower the taxes we pay to the government. It’s unfair that we have to pay TWENTY percent of what we make to people working for the government. That money shouldn’t go to those people, it should be used for us to have a better economy.

I have no idea what he just said.

John Kerry went to Yale College. Yale College is somewhere in Masachusets and only educates LIBERALS.

While going to school at Yale College, John Kerry was in a club called the “Skull and Bones”. It’s a very secret club that has the members chanting and worshiping the devil and the members of the club go on to create conspiracies all over the world. Do we really want someone from this club running our country?

Ummmmmmmm.

I am twenty three and have been following George W. Bush ever since he won his first presidential election in 1988.

He he.

[spanone]

20. That's a Hoot!!!!! Either is deranged young man or a freakin' genius!

President Patton?????????????

[Must_B_Free]

30. he's a genius

[Elidor]

21. Great satire

It's not serious, but it's good enough to fool anyone dumb enough to vote for Bush.

[Vickers]

45. Heh, go read the "Mailbag" section

Fooled a few freepers!

http://www.w4prez.com/mailbag.html

[patdem]

22. That is a great website...hope all the repukes find their way there!

I love the cat pictures. Four cats claim my house as their home.

Sweetie Pie, about 15 years old...the 'Grand Dame' of the house.

Rompy Stompy, her daughter, the 'Scardy Cat' of the house.

Zoe, a cat thrust into our home, not with her permission (She is such a sweety pie)...Her 'other mother' loves her, but her 'other daddy' got a new kitten and wanted her gone!...(men!!!!!)

Precious Face (when he is good) AKA Monsterdotcom (when he is bad (which is most of the time)) is the only male in the house...all 4 are now fixed, but (Monsterdotcom had to be held in prison for about a month till I could arrange for his fixdom)

I love cats...we also have a VERY SMALL dog...a Pomeranian who demands all the attention!!!

[OKNancy]

23. I can't believe so many people can't tell this is a joke

This is just too funny satire.

[AntiCoup2K4]

24. Amazing facts you learn from Freeper websites

1) George Patton was President

2) Strom Thurmond is a traitor

3) "Your mom's a fag!"

[nostamj]

26. preview of my next TOON thread

this guy makes Toles and Danziger and Telnaes look like...




well, Toles and Danziger and Telnaes

p.s. THIS has to be a SATIRE. nobody this stupid would work this hard at it...

[ikojo]

27. I hope this is a kid and that he is not a public

school student. He cannot spell worth a crap!

W cannot be the best president since Patton because Patton was NEVER a president! Oy vey! Please tell me this person was homeschooled!

[lumpy]

80. Amazing that some of you people

think this satire might be serious....or are you pulling our legs ???

[markses]

28. It's obviously a joke - and a damn good one

The political cartoon is hilarious.

http://www.w4prez.com/cartoon1.html

[trof]

29. If this wasn't done by a die-hard DEM

I will kiss you on the patootie on the courthouse steps at high noon and give you 2 days to draw a crowd.

[i_c_a_White_Ghost]

31. I like his poll Lol

Cheney is a boring old man, Lol, Dan Quayle should be the next VP because he did such a great job, ,:beer:

I picked batman

I don't know whether to laugh or cry:think:

[grasswire]

32. look at the lower left hand corner...

...of the cartoons.

[TreasonousBastard]

50. Noticed the mice, and...

the cigarette is a nice touch.

And the mailbag is a hoot, but "Dick Clark" snags it.

I love this guy, and want some of what he's smoking.

[gp]

35. gets the freepers all confused :D

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/1138743/posts

[i_c_a_White_Ghost]

36. Omg this Kid (Moran) is clueless

he said Strom Thurmond hasn't been helping bush lately, hehe, well yeah idiot, he's been dead since last year! Priceless

[markses]

40. Uh...he's clueless?

C'mon. Give credit where credit's due. He's damn funny.

[nosmokes]

37. ya know, strom thurmond has been rather quiet lately...

har!

[juajen]

38. This is a funny parody.

I can't believe any of you think this is a serious website. Get real, folks.

[lovedems]

43. It was posted last week and it took me awhile to realize it was a joke.

I am convinced he sole purpose is to make Bu$h supporters look stupid. Lol! My favorite was Dick Clark, from American Bandstand to Counter Terrorism Expert! This kid is brilliant!

[RUMMYisFROSTED]

39. Double reverse fake.

[dusty64]

41. What a moron.

Have they ever heard of a spellcheck. And what about this little quandary. "George W. Bush is pro-life" " George W uphoalds the death penilty ". :puke:

[gp]

42. this is called SATIRE people :) c'mon!!!

[dusty64]

53. Ya never know, this

really does look like the work of a genuine chimp supporter.

[teach1st]

44. The site is registered in Santa Monica, CA

Server resides there also.

[ima_sinnic]

54. how did you find that out?

I tried to look it up in whois but kept getting just a blank.

[teach1st]

66. Here's how

http://www.whois.sc/w4prez.com

[HootieMcBoob]

47. Absolutely Brilliant!

The Political cartoons are to die for. A work of pure genius :) :thumbsup: :thumbsup:

[earthside]

48. It's Going Up as A Link ...

It is so funny ... It is very good ...

I've put a link up on my web site: www.earthside.com

You can't get more anti-Bush than Earthside. And I sent this guy an e-mail telling him I put up the link. If he REALLY is for Bush, he won't be happy about what I said to him ... or the link.

[immoderate]

49. It's brilliant!

He is the perfect MORAN! This guy plays sub-normal as good Bush lives it. I wrote him an e-mail. (His e-mails are the greatest.)

I didn't want to break the character:

Good job!

I enjoyed your web site about how the Great George Bush is Really Great.

I must say you have captured the essence of his message and if someone were needed to carry on you could certainly walk in his footsteps.

I laughed very hard!

--IMM

[DeposeTheBoyKing]

51. It does have a certain Bob Boudelang quality to it...?

n/t

[depakid]

52. Proof positive of the reason Republicans consistently vote

to de-fund education at all levels.

I don't necessarily think it's a parody- I believe what we're seeing with webpages like this one (and there are many) is simply the culmination of all of their efforts over the past 20+ years. (on edit having looked at the cartoons- maybe I was wrong about this patricular site).... still-

I call these the Reagan babies, and make no mistake, there are many millions of them who think like this- the vast majority of whom are lost causes.

[immoderate]

56. Read it a little closer.

This could be the Laszlo Letters or some other satire. (I could picture Don Novello doing this.)

There is a great deal of craftsmanship in producing that site. Think about how far a true (insert politically incorrect term for mental incompetent) would get producing that web site. Imagine George Bush doing it.

--IMM

[depakid]

61. I know- I looked closer-

and it is quite the parody.

Still, for parody to really strike home, it needs a grain of truth- and there are indeed people who think(?) this way- millions of them, the same ones who tune into Rush, Hannity & that idiot Lars larson.

If they had even a lick of sense or even the slighest ability to think critically, none of those three would have much a radio audience.

[immoderate]

62. The scary thing is...

that this guy has mastered Bush think!

--IMM

[napi21]

55. I sent this moron an email!

The subject of my email was

Since you didn't include your name....

(Here's a copy of what I sent.)

So, I suppose I'll have to address you as....Georgies Boy.

I don't know how old you are, but it's apparent you failed English and spelling when you attended school. English because the composition of your post might be acceptable for a thrid or fourth grader. Spelling....well, I'll let you figure that out.

Unfortunately, the assumptions you made are incorrect. You really need to do your homework.

Since you did a reasonably good job of putting the web page together, you are abviously computer literate. Please do dome internet searches on what you think are facts. You just may change your mind about a few things.

Good Luck,

Napi

Maybe it'll make this moron think.......

[HootieMcBoob]

59. tell me you're not serious. n/t

[St. Jarvitude]

57. Geez, you guys are worse than the people who think JeffK's site is real

(possibly the most insane website ever)

http://www.somethingawful.com/jeffk/

[NewYorkerfromMass]

58. You want satire? check out this site:

http://www.bushpresident2004.com/

[gristy]

63. That is a very impressive site.

The front page looks real (i.e. RW). Click on anything and you find out the truth. Very well written, researched, and documented.

[Wind Dancer]

69. Priceless!

Excellent site!

[lumpy]

87. No kidding, NYer

Adulerated satire

[stevedeshazer]

88. Holy satire!

That site is amazing!

[JanMichael]

60. Thanks for the laugh, that's was amazing. The kid has a future in comedy.

The cartoons were especially hilarious.

What's curious though is that many here seem to think it's legitimate. Perhaps that's because they missed the toons?

[DrWeird]

64. That's good satire.

Check out the "about me" section.

[doni_georgia]

68. Guys this is a parody - my reasons

(1) Do you think anyone who was REALLY that stupid could design a web page this funny?
(2) Look at the reasons for now electing Kerry, where he talks about how Kerry is a member of Skull and Bones - describes it as a devil worshiping cult, then asks if you would want someone from this group being President? DUH!

Funny page though. Wonder how many emails he gets from people agreeing with the shit on his page?

[Th1onein]

73. This site has got to be a farce eom

[RedSock]

74. clearly bob b. has met his match!!! (eom)

[Darranar]

76. This MUST be a joke...

no one can be THAT stupid.

[BANGARANG]

81. Parody

This is most definitely a parody. I don't think anyone's THAT stupid.

[troublemaker]

82. Beautiful piece of work.

When doing something like this it's difficult to not tip your hand. There are about four things I saw that cross the line into obvious parody, but it's close to perfect.

Hat's Off!

[thebaghwan]

85. Yeah! It is a bummer ol Strom Thurmond hasn't been seen much or

supporting Bush. I wonder why that is? Because he is dead you fucking idiot!!!

[Kazak]

86. Uh...

that has to be a gag. :crazy:

[Cooley Hurd]

89. "We should get rid of this bomb, Abdulaziz!"

I love it!!!!!! :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

[jmowreader]

90. Beautiful! My compliments to the chef!

As soon as this guy loses his job and has to take one hauling the fish guts to the dumpster, it will be absolutely perfect.

[powergirl]

91. LOL!!!

I wonder if those letters to the website were legit. I hope so because it wouldn't surprise me if those freeper ignoramouses thought it legit. :)

[dudeness]

92. its all in the spelling...

atacked?
sadam?
husein?
wepons?
WMDs wepons of multiple destruction??
penilty?
amendiment?

[stickdog]

93. The 'political cartoon' is one of the funniest things I have ever seen.

The real joke is on anybody who doesn't get the joke.

[NewYorkerfromMass]

95. actually, it accurately represents how they see our success in the WOT

occurring: "Holy shit the U.S is going to kick our ass! We better forget all about any terrorism!"
Kind of hard for a suicidal killer to think that.

[ok222]

94. **gasp gasp**

I'm Ferclempt here's a topic ...Military Intelligence neither Military or Intelligent.....Discuss

[redqueen]

96. Frickin GENIUS!

I *LOVE* this guy!

:D

Haven't laughed that long since the Chappelle show with Rick James!

[Paradise]

97. okay... is this an 'inside' joke? :)

this is what i get:

"You are not authorized to view this page"

WAAAH, I WANT IN! x(