They found UNIFORMS at the wedding? What a stupid lie.

[Alpharetta]

The US military says they found a big cache of uniforms at the wedding party they attacked last week.

Uniforms? For what? Tell me what the "terrorist" uniform looks like.

[Radical Activist]

1. Iraqi uniforms just happen to look very much like

their traditional wedding atire. Its very hard to tell the difference. hehe What will they come up with next?

[lovedems]

2. They just can't stop digging that hole!

I don't think it matters what they say. Perception is reality and it appears to have been a wedding party.

This administration has denied soooooo many things they more they deny it, the more it must be true.

They just keep digging a deeper hole. I suspect this constant denial will go over dandy with the Iraqi's. Yep, they can trust us.

[rocktivity]

3. Bridesmaids and groomsmen have to dress alike at weddings, don't they?

:headbang:
rocknation

[Jack from Charlotte]

18. I've been to wedding in which the bridesmaids would have looked better

in uniforms. Combat boots, kakhi jeans, kakhi tee-shirts would have looked better than those goofy pastel deals they seem to favor around here.

[tom_paine]

4. The Busheviks know their lies don't have to make sense

If we still lived in a Free Country, it might be different.

But the Busheviks just tell their lies, KNOWING no one with a megaphone will risk their job to expose it.

[devilgrrl]

5. Don't tell me... they were Orange Jumpsuits.

:silly:

[displacedtexan]

6. Remember when they found all of those gas masks last year...

and they just knew it meant chemical weapons were buried somewhere nearby?

Why do they always use the same stupid tricks?

[troublemaker]

7. Besides, uniforms are proper attire

A dress uniform is considered equivalent to formal attire for any function or occasion, including a wedding.

We need Miss Manners in DIA

[trof]

8. oh...oh...oh...AND WEAPONS!

I would imagine every Iraqi who is able to has weapons.

[nostamj]

9. and the children

were really soldiers from the Iraqi Midget Militia, right General Kimmet???

[Must_B_Free]

13. No they were "suicide bombers"

according to some I've heard...

[rucky]

10. Hey, James Bond wears a tuxedo when he's spying... n/t

[trof]

11. OMG, they found lots of cash too.

Well, THAT settles it!
Wait..isn't money a traditional wedding gift in many cultures?
nevermind

[maggrwaggr]

16. if anybody remembers when the invasion began

and our soldiers were shooting and murdering dozens of innocent civilians at checkpoints ....

they would often stop people, search their cars, and find large amounts of cash.

Which they would then "confiscate".

Pretty sad.

Let's see. Your country is being invaded. You want to get the hell out of dodge and go hide somewhere. What do you take with you? The kids, the family pictures, cooking supplies. And your goddamn MONEY.

[MercutioATC]

12. Maybe Bush has Iraq confused with Liberia....

"Liberia is one of those African countries the name of which, for most of us, is synonymous with violence and atrocity. During that country’s long civil war, teenage soldiers took to wearing children’s masks and women’s dresses in a grotesque parody of carnival, while committing some of the most inhuman acts seen in post-independence Africa."


http://www.travelintelligence.net/wsd/articles/art4print_331.html


Didn't I hear he was geographically challenged?

[skypilot]

14. Uh huh, sure.

As though at this point in the game the Iraqi fighters were planning on donning uniforms and making themselves more identifiable.:eyes:

[Renew Deal]

15. There were uniforms.

For the wait staff, musicians, doormen.

[maggrwaggr]

17. the Pentagon's new policy: Deny, deny, deny and keep denying

Decide what lie you're gonna tell and stick to it!