So what will that bulletin say?

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http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/ap/20040525/ap_on_go_ca_st_pe/terror_threat_3\
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The intelligence does not include a time, place or method of attack but is among the most disturbing received by the government since the attacks of Sept. 11, 2001, according to a senior federal counterterrorism official who spoke to the AP on condition of anonymity Tuesday.

Of most concern, the official said, is that terrorists may possess and use a chemical, biological or radiological weapon that could cause much more damage and casualties than a conventional bomb.


"There is clearly a steady drumbeat of information that they are going to attack and hit us hard," said the official, who described the intelligence as highly credible.

Attorney General John Ashcroft (news - web sites) and FBI (news - web sites) Director Robert Mueller plan a news conference Wednesday to outline an intensive effort by law enforcement, intelligence and homeland security officials to detect and disrupt any potential plots. And the FBI plans to dispatch a bulletin to some 18,000 state and local law enforcement agencies warning of the threat.
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So what will that bulletin say? I mean, given the lack of where, when or how - that bulletin that 18,000 law enforcent agencies are about to recieve - what will it say?

[Kadie]

1. Funny how they always say "most disturbing since Sept. 11"

makes you think they had some pretty disturbing intelligence just prior to Sept. 11th.

No wait, that can't be true, bushie would have done anything to prevent an attack if there was disturbing intelligence.

Never mind.

[Old and In the Way]

2. It will say....

Be afraid, be very afraid. or

Be on the lookout for suspicious people doing suspicious things.

[BeFree]

5. BOO!

And this time we really, really mean it. Not like the last coupla' times when we cried wolf. No siree, Bob. This time we really mean BOO!

Of course, ya'll still need to spend most of ya'lls time on seat belt infractions, mary jane busts, and all that, but just remember, when ya least expect it BOO! Gotcha!

[Jim Sagle]

3. "All Democrats report at once to your local police headquarters."

[andino]

4. It will say...

due to pResident bushs poll numbers being dangerously low and since terrorism is the only thing that we can poll good against Kerry, we are officially releasing a 'bulletin'. The 'release' of this bulletin will be more important than the information or misinformation that is inside.

Have a nice day,
Carl Rov, errrr, The Government..

:)

[nadinbrzezinski]

6. Keith Oberman even jocked about it

"be on the lookout for a swarthy man with brown hair."

This is just amazing

POLLS are going down...

The speech did not go well

The press seems to be in open revolt (four networks did not carry
the speech)

QUICK TERRA... be WEBBY WEBBY QUIET, we are hunting Terrarists!

[DemBones DemBones]

7. Oh, probably, "Bend over!

And kiss your ass good-bye." Or words to that effect.

Or, "Only YOU can stop terra-ist attacks!"

I was certainly relieved to see on CBS news tonight that our government has given $65 MILLION to various oil companies to help them pay for security precautions for their corporate property. Too bad the feds didn't have enough money to do anything to protect Americans who commute by train or bus.

[Kremer]

8. Look out for Muslim lawyers in Oregon?

[Stephanie]

9. So ask them why they allowed looting at the Iraqi nuclear sites

Ask the Bush Administration why they allowed nuclear materials to be stolen from Tuwaitha and sold on the black market.