Republican Full Employment Plan - Six Easy Steps

[taquinas101]

I read the recent article on MSNBC talking about the increase in Al Queda activity due to the actions of the Bush administration. It made me think of the following easy to understand six step plan to keep the Republicans in power indefinitely:

1. Invade and occupy muslim country, loot its oil or other resources, torture its citizens, and let anarchy reign.

2. Support Sharon's government without question, and oppose and veto any international efforts to reign in Israeli expansion.

3. Steps 1 and 2 increase terrorism by aiding Al Queda's recruitment of new terrorists.

4. Terrorists attack U.S. or ally.

5. Use "unprovoked" terrorist attack to justify steps 1 and 2.

6. Declare that based on steps 1 and 2, Republicans are best qualified to combat terrorism.

Rince and repeat.

[GoBlue]

1. jeesh I thought you were gonna say

Draft all the unemployed and send them to Iraq.