U.S. To Fight Terror With Terror

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http://www.theonion.com/news/index.php?issue=4020&n=1

"WASHINGTON, DC—In a response to recent acts of extreme violence against Americans in Iraq and mounting criticism of U.S. military policy at home, Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld announced the government's new strategy of fighting terror with terror Monday."

(You know what they say: It's funny because it's true.)

Rumsfeld refused to comment on the recent abuse of military prisoners in Iraq and Afghanistan, other than to characterize those abuses as "nothing compared to what we are capable of."

"It's vital to remember that these terrorists hate freedom," Rumsfeld said. "Well, guess what? From now on, we're going to hate it even more. Do you think terrorists care about due process and fair treatment of prisoners? Of course not. Why should we give them the upper hand? You fight fire with fire."


(Humor website notwithstanding, it certainly makes one heckuva bumper sticker.)

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Bush/Cheney '04
Fight Terror
with Terror
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