Paranoid? Who says I'm paranoid? Why should I be Paranoid?

[mopaul]

Do I LOOK like I'm paranoid to you? why do you keep saying that? you're making me paranoid just saying it! am i more paranoid now than back in 2000? no, same level of paranoia.....wait, i didn't say that. i'm NOT paranoid o.k? should i stop worrying? that's when it happens y'know, when you STOP worrying! what the hell was that? oh, a jet. jeesus! what did that anchorman just say? t.v. OFF! it don't help, i'm STILL paranoid....not.

1. here you go

You may never get to touch the Master, but you can tickle his creatures."
The innocence of the creatures is in inverse proportion to the immorality of the Master."
If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers."
You hide, they seek."
"Paranoids are not paranoids (Proverb 5) because they're paranoid, but because they keep putting themselves, fucking idiots, deliberately into paranoid situations."

from Gravity's Rainbow, of course.

[nycmjkfan]

2. BTW

That is the funniest cartoon/avatar EVER!!

[cheezus]

3. You're only paranoid because everyone is out to get you

[zbdent]

4. Uh, oh. Back off everybody.

He's on to us . . .

[Trailrider1951]

5. Mopau,

If you're not paranoid, you're not paying attention!!

Thank you for paying attention, and thanks for those great cartoons! Keep em coming.