Can someone explain to me how they have 'strong, credible evidence'

[BlueStateGirl]

that something is going to happen but they have no idea who, when or where?

And did that jackboot Ashcroft really imply that if we vote for Kerry we are doing OBL's bidding?

Seriously?

I hate these guys.

[thebigidea]

1. Don't ask questions, damnit! Just be ALERT.

[BlueStateGirl]

3. Alert for pale skinned European looking Arabs? Suspect everyone

not just brown people.

[markdd]

7. Be Alert!

America needs more Lerts.:hi:

[CulturalNomad]

2. they do have strong and credible evidence -

Chimpie's poll #s are down!!

[David Dunham]

4. This is a stunt to divert attention from Kerry's speech.

[killbotfactory]

5. Ashcroft: Only I may protect you! Bow before me and weep!

For I am your savior! Praise Jesus!

[asthmaticeog]

6. How would Ashcroft know

what credible evidence was anyway? Why the hell should anyone take his word on credible? Does he even know the rules of evidence? Can he even pronounce 'epistemology?' Credible THIS, you square-headed fuck-clown.

[fknobbit]

9. Condi tipped him not to fly!!! nt

[trof]

8. Ashcroft got a phone call.

"Hey John. Sumpn BAD gonna happen."
"Who IS this?"
"Can't tell ya THAT, dude. Jes look out. Sumpn BAD gonna happen."
"Where? When? WHAT?"
"Can't say nuthin' about THAT either. Jes sumpn BAD gonna happen. Be careful now."

Ashcroft stupidly believes that the threat refers to the American people.

[dansolo]

10. A suspected al Qaeda member told them

After they starved, beat, and raped him.

[redqueen]

11. They're in an all-out *desperate* panic

Funny and bone-chillingly terrifying at the same time.

Ahhhh, life. :)