Solidarity
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Thu May-27-04 09:26 AM
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Republican Convention Schedule/Agenda Leaked! |
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REPUBLICAN NATIONAL COMMITTEE - CONVENTION SCHEDULE - New York, NY
6:00 PM Opening Prayer by the Reverend Jerry Falwell 6:30 PM Pledge of Homeland Security Allegiance 6:35 PM Ceremonial Burning of Bill of Rights 6:45 PM Bill O' Reilly Weeps over a Plaster Model of the Twin Towers 6:46 PM Seminar #1: Getting your kid a military deferment 7:30 PM Foreign Policy Discussion: Iraq--How Dare They Shoot Back at Us 7:35 PM Freedom Fries 7:40 PM EPA Address #1: 'Depleted Uranium-It's What's For Dinner'. 8:00 PM Vote on which country to invade next 8:10 PM Call EMTs to revive Rush Limbaugh 8:15 PM John Ashcroft Lecture: "The Homos are after your children" 8:30 PM Singalong: God Bless Wal-Mart 8:50 PM Seminar #2: Multinational Corporations: Government of the Future 9:00 PM Condi Rice sings "Can't Help Lovin' that Man o' Mine" 9:05 PM Neal Boortz Declares Ariel Sharon "The Ultimate Libertarian" 9:10 PM EPA Address #2: 'Trees: The real cause of forest fires' 9:30 PM Break for secret meeting with Henry Kissinger 10:00 PM Second prayer led by Pat Robertson and Sean Hannity 10:15 PM Lecture by Karl Rove: Orwellian Doublespeak Made Easy 10:30 PM Rumsfeld demonstration of how to squint and talk macho 10:35 PM Bush demonstration of trademark "deer in headlights" stare 10:40 PM John Ashcroft demonstrates new mandatory kevlar chastity belt 10:45 PM Clarence Thomas reads list of black Republicans 10:46 PM Analysis: How Saddam Made our Gasoline Prices Go Up 10:50 PM Ceremonial Constitution Toilet Wipe 11:20 PM Second Lecture by John Ashcroft: "Harry Potter: The Dangerous New Cult" 11:25 PM Natalie Maines Piñata Bash 11:30 PM Call EMTs to revive Rush Limbaugh again 11:35 PM Singalong: Blame Clinton 11:40 PM Laura serves milk and cookies 11:50 PM Closing Prayer by Jesus Christ Himself (played by Michael Savage) 12:00AM Nomination of George W. Bush as Most Holy Supreme Planetary Overlord
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molly
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Thu May-27-04 09:29 AM
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trogdor
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Thu May-27-04 09:32 AM
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With respect, I think this should be moved to the Lounge.
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mike1963
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Thu May-27-04 09:38 AM
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3. 12:05 AM - 3:30 AM Drink Jack Daniels & book whores |
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Thu May-27-04 09:53 AM
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Thu May-27-04 10:00 AM
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5. What? No Amway sponsored Altar Call? And what about the flogging and |
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Crucifixion of George W. Bush directed by Mel Gibson?
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Wed May 01st 2024, 09:21 AM
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