How many members of the Bush Administration ....

[JohnnyRingo]

are needed to replace a lightbulb?

The Answer is SEVEN:

1. one to deny that a lightbulb needs to be replaced
2. one to attack and question the patriotism of anyone who has questions about the lightbulb,
3. one to blame the previous administration for the need of a new lightbulb,
4. one to arrange the invasion of a country rumored to have a secret stockpile of lightbulbs,
5. one to get together with Vice President Cheney and figure out how to pay
Halliburton Industries one million dollars for a lightbulb,
6. one to arrange a photo-op session showing Bush changing the lightbulb while dressed in a flight suit and wrapped in an American flag,
7. and finally one to explain to Bush the difference between screwing a lightbulb and screwing the country.

[Speck Tater]

1. How many members of the Kerry campaign

does it take to change a lightbulb?

What is it with you single-issue folks? Look, maybe Kerry isn't your ideal candidate, but he's a darn sight better than Bush. Let's just all pull together now to get Bush out and Kerry in. Once that is accomplished we can worry about whether or not the light bulb needs to be changed, and how we should go about changing it. All we know for sure is that if we don't get Kerry elected, the light bulb has no chance at all of ever being changed.

[JohnnyRingo]

2. I read a Kerry bio in Rolling Stone 2 years ago

I've been hopeful for his candidacy since.
Was something in the "light bulb" joke above confusing?
I single spaced it so no one would try to read between the lines.
hahahaha
I hope everybody's Friday is as good as mine.

[tom_paine]

3. Excellent joke!

E-mailing it as we speak!