pinto
(1000+ posts)
Send PM |
Profile |
Ignore
|
Fri May-28-04 09:46 PM
Original message |
| Breaking: al Qaeda (ALQ) stocks up on heavy, pre-holiday trading. |
|
A flurry of last minute buying brought the value of al Qaeda shares up almost 12% as traders looked to buy into the pre-holiday fear market.
Persistent doubts about the conglomerate's liquidity seemed to be offset by the US government's announcement that they remained a viable commodity in the world terror markets.
Previous American remarks had indicated that al Qaeda had been marginalized by US intervention.
Insiders say the Americans are willing to let the market make the necessary adjustments.
<end>
|
| Fusions_Minion
(103 posts)
Send PM |
Profile |
Ignore
|
Fri May-28-04 09:49 PM
Response to Original message |
| 1. Just transfered my 401 k. |
|
Edited on Fri May-28-04 09:52 PM by Fusions_Minion
now the proud owner of official al-kada bunk bonds.
|
| pinto
(1000+ posts)
Send PM |
Profile |
Ignore
|
Fri May-28-04 10:21 PM
Response to Reply #1 |
| 2. LOL. As my brokers, Baker, Bendar and Faid say, buy yellow sell orange. |
| Fusions_Minion
(103 posts)
Send PM |
Profile |
Ignore
|
Fri May-28-04 10:41 PM
Response to Reply #2 |
|
Tommy Franks will seize your assets.
|
| newyawker99
(1000+ posts)
Send PM |
Profile |
Ignore
|
Sat May-29-04 08:52 AM
Response to Reply #1 |
| welshTerrier2
(1000+ posts)
Send PM |
Profile |
Ignore
|
Fri May-28-04 10:46 PM
Response to Original message |
| 4. They are outsourcing jobs all over the world |
|
ashcroft said they are even creating jobs in this country ...
|
DU
AdBot (1000+ posts)     |
Sun May 05th 2024, 03:20 AM
Response to Original message |
Printer-friendly format
Email this thread to a friend
Bookmark this thread
