Kid_A
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Wed Jun-09-04 03:42 PM
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One...last...Reagan...thread. |
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Reagan To Be Honored With $5,000-A-Head Funeral
WASHINGTON, DC—Former President Ronald Reagan will be honored with five days of memorial services, culminating in a $5,000 a head funeral in Washington's National Cathedral Friday, Paul Darlington, a spokesman for the Bush re-election campaign, said Monday. "At 5:15 p.m. EST, former President Reagan will be escorted from the U.S. Capitol and received with ceremony at the Washington National Cathedral, where a dinner of baby arugula, roast beef, and herbed red potatoes will commence," Darlington said. "As Reagan lies in repose, a host of leading Republican party members will be available for photo opportunities. President Bush, who will deliver a eulogy at the close of the solemn gathering, is urging all Americans to dig deep into their hearts to honor this great leader." Several thousand people are expected to pay their respects.
Fucking typical...
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Wed Jun-09-04 03:43 PM
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comsymp
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Wed Jun-09-04 03:44 PM
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4. I almost started to ask for one too- |
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Edited on Wed Jun-09-04 03:44 PM by comsymp
But wouldn't find it surprising to be real instead of satire, at all...
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Wed Jun-09-04 03:43 PM
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2. where does the $5K go? |
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Wed Jun-09-04 03:43 PM
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Kid_A
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Wed Jun-09-04 03:44 PM
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shut up or you'll ruin the gag!
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Wed Jun-09-04 03:46 PM
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watchin' the knees jerk, huh? Nothing wrong with having a good time-
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Wed Jun-09-04 03:49 PM
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7. Reagan to be honored with face on ten dollar bill |
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Wed Jun-09-04 03:56 PM
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8. LOL............................... but I wouldn't be surprised if it |
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was real. They are such scum.
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