salinen
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Sun Jun-20-04 08:24 PM
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Republican proposals if * wins |
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- Deny gays the right to vote. - Allow kids to take AK-47's into classrooms. - Pre-emptive wars in Syria, Iran, and North Korea. - No liberals on T.V. or in Hollywood. - Pledge of allegiance to include "One nation for Jesus". - No welfare, social security, or Medicare. - Life imprisonment for a joint. - Deportation for anyone who cannot speak English. - Textbooks burned and replaced by the bible. - Reagan dime, dollar, Mount Rushmore, and everything else. - Ken Lay will become Secretary of Treasury. - No more 4 cylinder engines.
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Sun Jun-20-04 08:32 PM
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1. And don't try suing a corporation or a doctor. |
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In the name of tort 'reform'.
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Sun Jun-20-04 10:05 PM
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6. No personal injury lawsuits |
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Innocent injured person, just get over it.
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Sun Jun-20-04 08:44 PM
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2. Gas liberals and cremate them in ovens |
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Thinks it can't happen? Think again.
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Sun Jun-20-04 09:06 PM
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3. A critical change in voting laws... |
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To prevent something like what happened in 1992, 1996, and 2000 (with those dirty democrats winning more votes than the republicans), the right to vote will only be granted to white protestant males over the age of 40, who have more than 1 million dollars in cash. Obviously, only those people can run, too.
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Sun Jun-20-04 09:40 PM
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5. List doesn't even include all the environmental... |
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Edited on Sun Jun-20-04 09:41 PM by sfg25
disasters awaiting another four years of POS *.
- kill forests - kill exotic animals - remove animals from endangered species status - more pollution - more mercury - more nukes - you get the idea
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