salinen
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Wed Jun-23-04 01:47 PM
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Hi du'ers. I'm only 8 years old |
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My Mom lets me watch T.V. I like the political shows. I have learned alot from these shows. Here are some:
That scientist that study the environment are liars. They make up numbers to hurt industry.
I've learned that the Arabs are not really people and are mean and kill kids for fun.
That this guy Kerry is a guy who got a scratch on his arm and gave himself a medal for it, then through that medal at President Bush.
That women who want to make as much money as men are evil witches.
That God hates anyone who says anything bad about President Bush.
Oh yeah, and that people who get AIDS deserve to die.
Thanks, I gotta do my homework now.
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Wed Jun-23-04 01:52 PM
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there are many 18+ year olds who get the exact same message. :eyes:
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Wed Jun-23-04 01:53 PM
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2. GO TO YOUR ROOM !!!!!! |
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AND NO MORE TV FOR YOU !!!!!! Until you're 30 !!!
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Wed Jun-23-04 01:57 PM
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3. you've got to stop watching Fox News! |
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Wed Jun-23-04 02:00 PM
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4. Deleted by originator. |
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Edited on Wed Jun-23-04 02:02 PM by Sinistrous
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Wed Jun-23-04 02:00 PM
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5. When your Mommy is done servicing her johns... |
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and Daddy comes home from work at the meth lab, you should ask them to take you to a public library so that you can learn a little basic history.
Then you need to turn off your TV and get your news from good internet sources and the newspaper.
and don't forget to tie down the trailer. Looks to be a rough tornado season this year.
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Wed Jun-23-04 02:02 PM
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6. This is a freaky joke, salinen |
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You are going to rile a lot of people up with that one.
I won't be one of them. Isn't that unusual?
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Wed Jun-23-04 02:05 PM
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I'm taking a copy of that pic !!!!! It's great, Thanx.
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Wed Jun-23-04 02:13 PM
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Wed Jun-23-04 02:15 PM
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10. Did mommy leave a cigarette lighter nearby? |
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Wed Jun-23-04 02:17 PM
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11. Hin du'ers I'm only old |
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Hey Joey, do you like Gladiator movies?
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Wed Jun-23-04 05:52 PM
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17. Ever spent any time in a Turkish Prison?? |
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Wed Jun-23-04 02:26 PM
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12. reminds me of pictures of kids at a KKK rally |
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kids will believe whatever they're told.
they're kinda like FoxNews loyalists.
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Wed Jun-23-04 02:28 PM
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13. Try not to get too much peanut butter and jelly on the keyboard. |
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Wed Jun-23-04 02:50 PM
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14. Awww. Maybe when you grow up, |
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you can be a million dollar lying whore like those nice people on TV!
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Wed Jun-23-04 03:02 PM
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15. Tell your mommy to spank you... |
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Wed Jun-23-04 05:43 PM
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16. so, does that mean... |
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the posters at Free Republic are only 8 years old
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Wed Jun-23-04 05:54 PM
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18. No, they just have the mental capacity |
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of an 8-year-old. That estimate may be a little on the high side, however.
:evilgrin:
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Wed Jun-23-04 05:56 PM
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19. You know sweetie, it's never too late for an Abortion |
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now that you're out of the womb, your parents would probably go for it! :evilgrin:
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Wed Jun-23-04 05:59 PM
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20. Sounds like your home schooling is really paying off! |
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See you at the Hitler...errr..Bush Youth Camp!
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Wed Jun-23-04 06:04 PM
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22. You want some candy little girl? |
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Wed Jun-23-04 06:05 PM
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now here's a candy bar and a Coca Cola. Go outside and beat up the 5-year-old next door.
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Wed Jun-23-04 06:09 PM
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24. Is this about Randi Rhodes? |
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And about how "hate isn't being taught in america"?
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Wed Jun-23-04 06:10 PM
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Edited on Wed Jun-23-04 06:32 PM by eissa
He's also 8 (but no attacks, please....my boy is an angel!) We call him our little Alex Keaton as both my husband and I are liberal and he reminds us of the conservative character played by Michael J. Fox on "Family Ties." He gets a lot of that repuke crap from my family, who I must admit are a lot better at dumbing things down for a child to understand than I am (that's what happens when you watch Faux "News" regularly).
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Wed Jun-23-04 06:16 PM
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26. 8 year-old stepford child |
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yeah, yeah, yeah.....you are not 8 years old. Your writing is not that of an 8 year old. You used too many big vocabulary words. No one is fooled by your little stepford stunt.
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Wed Jun-23-04 06:18 PM
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27. No no you've got it all wrong. |
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You're supposed to come out with the right wing arguments first. Then once the DUers start to call you on it you can pull out the "hey I'm only a kid, take it easy on me" defense. Preferably you do this all within a provocatively titled thread that stays at the top of GD for an hour or so before you're tombstoned. Some suggestions: "Why do Democrats hate X?" "What does the democrat party really stand for?" "Person X should be quiet for reason X,Y,Z". Hope this helps.
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