drdigi420
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Mon Jun-28-04 11:56 AM
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How F911 Can Get Americans Killed |
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Some Americans of lesser intellect might try to blockade F911. They will soon realize that Dems are not the "sissy's" they thought they were. There will be violence. Some freepers could conceivably be killed.
DISCLAIMER: This post is intended for humorous use only. No incitement to violence is stated or implied. Please don't kill the freepers.
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Mon Jun-28-04 11:57 AM
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1. Did you see that gun thread? |
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We will have civil war on the streets.
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Mon Jun-28-04 11:59 AM
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can't find it......gotta link?
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Mon Jun-28-04 11:58 AM
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I also agree, please don't kill the Freepers.
However,if they attack you, defend yourself with vigor.
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Mon Jun-28-04 12:03 PM
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just remember to spay or neuter your freepers.
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Mon Jun-28-04 12:11 PM
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7. turn those red states blue |
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Mon Jun-28-04 12:06 PM
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5. Buy them a ticket, don't threaten violence |
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Buy an extra ticket and give it to them. If they use it, fantastic! If not, then there will be a little extra room in the sold out theater that you can get two arm rests. They'll be thrilled to know that their presence is actually increasing ticket sales.
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Mon Jun-28-04 12:08 PM
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6. fascist repudlickers are too cowardly to attempt any real action. |
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Edited on Mon Jun-28-04 12:08 PM by DenverDem
They can only cower behind their computer screens.
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Mon Jun-28-04 12:12 PM
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8. do a random act of kindness and buy them a ticket.. |
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Mon Jun-28-04 12:14 PM
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9. Freepers aren't really Americans. |
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Techinally since they were born here they're Americans.
But they're against everything America stands for.
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Mon Jun-28-04 12:20 PM
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10. Bring military recruitment forms |
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And hand them out to the freepers of age.
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Mon Jun-28-04 01:30 PM
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11. Actually, when I saw it Friday, I thought there might be a riot: |
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among those of us going to see it. The theater didn't know what to do with the long line that filled its lobby. A security guard arranged some of us so that it looked like we'd go in at the same time as those way in front of us. The latter began objecting about how long they'd waited. It was finally worked out so that it seemed semi-fair. In the interim, I was joking that it was all planned: induce a riot so they could arrest everyone who wanted to see the movie.
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Mon Jun-28-04 01:34 PM
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They're cute in a prickly, ignorant kind of way.
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Mon Jun-28-04 01:38 PM
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13. Is this a reference to something O'Reilley said? |
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O'Reiley tends to threaten people indirectly, via his listeners.
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