TahitiNut
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Tue Jun-29-04 10:39 PM
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DTripTV: Bush Birthday Haiku from the DCCC |
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Edited on Tue Jun-29-04 10:45 PM by TahitiNut
OK, DUers ... the gauntlet has been thrown down. Can we meet the challenge??
You know and I know. We all know the best haiku Talent's at D U!
(Lemme hear an Amen, brothers and sisters!)
All top ten haiku Should come from evilDUers! (The bottom ten, too.)
(Lemme hear an Amen, brothers and sisters!)
http://haiku.dtriptv.com/card/index.php
Ladies and Gentlemen .... start your pengines! Can DU make it a clean sweep? Contest Details
All original haiku will automatically be entered into the Bush Birthday Haiku contest. The ten best haiku will be featured, and the ten worst will be ridiculed.
All haiku will be printed out and delivered to Bush/Cheney '04 headquarters on his birthday. If you are going to be in the DC area on Tuesday, July 6, be sure to join us for the presentation ceremony. Check back here or visit the Stakeholder blog for details as the date approaches.
Note: Employees of the DCCC, members of the Democratic Caucus and sitting Presidents are not eligible to enter.
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Tue Jun-29-04 11:29 PM
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Here's a couple:
Condoleezza Rice Speaks from my television Mission accomplished
and...
Energy task force Many papers lead one place Guantanamo Bay
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Wed Jun-30-04 12:34 AM
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Outed by Novak Valerie Plame this week will be vindicated
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Wed Jun-30-04 12:36 AM
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3. My SO entered one in the contest |
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and here it is:
simpleton dubya misunderestimated the Iraq error
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Bjornsdotter
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Wed Jun-30-04 01:12 AM
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4. From My 14 year old..... |
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stupid Texan hick doesn't know what he's doing stick to selling cars
cheers, Kim
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Lex
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Wed Jun-30-04 09:37 AM
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17. Hee hee. I like that one. n/t |
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Wed Jun-30-04 01:19 AM
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Happy Birthday, George I've lit three thousand candles Let's read "My Pet Goat"
MDN
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Wed Jun-30-04 01:24 AM
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What better greeting than from the Vice-President? Go fuck yourself, George!
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TahitiNut
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Wed Jun-30-04 07:15 AM
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7. Submit them, folks! All good. (I particularly like the 'Cheneyism'.) |
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Wed Jun-30-04 09:20 AM
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15. Remember to submit them! |
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If only to send the 'card' to yourself ... please submit them!
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Wed Jun-30-04 07:34 AM
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Wed Jun-30-04 07:43 AM
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Edited on Wed Jun-30-04 07:43 AM by nostamj
mission accomplished the most hated man on earth hail the uniter!
he's one year older but absent from the party: iraqi children.
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TahitiNut
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Wed Jun-30-04 08:49 AM
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10. We should be able to do really well. |
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'Gott mit Uns' you say? Where have I heard that before? Oh. How old are you? :evilgrin:
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TahitiNut
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Wed Jun-30-04 09:05 AM
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11. al-Qaeda means "the base" |
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Edited on Wed Jun-30-04 09:13 AM by TahitiNut
Anyone surprised? You call elites al-Qaeda. Happy, Osama?
(or, better ...)
None showed much surprise, You called elites "al-Qaeda." Happy, Osama?
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Wed Jun-30-04 09:15 AM
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Quench your candles, George Birthday with a body count Wishes accomplished?
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Wed Jun-30-04 09:18 AM
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The dagger of truth. :evilgrin:
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nostamj
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Wed Jun-30-04 09:20 AM
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14. could do this all day... |
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the insipid chimp, dizzy, choking on pretzels, he licks the candles.
george's whores delight wrapping his turds with ribbons they celebrate death
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Wed Jun-30-04 09:32 AM
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16. kewl ... I might've tweaked the first ... |
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and made the last line: "he sucks - the candles."
Here's another (to the narcissist) ... Mirrors on the wall Give feedback far too paltry for you to exist?
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Wed Jun-30-04 09:37 AM
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the 'licks' image is more simian to me...
haikus are too fine and too confined for such filth... should be limericks.
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TahitiNut
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Wed Jun-30-04 09:44 AM
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19. Indeed, the limerick is a far more suitable form. |
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Haikus and limericks are sourced from very different chakras ... and the lower is far more synergistic with the Caliban-like persona of the heir-head.
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