Dear VP Cheney: Regarding performing intercourse upon oneself

[Cyrano]

your crude remark not only demeaned your office, but it is an appropriate description of what you, your Shrub sock-puppet, Ashcroft and Rove have been doing to the Constitution of the United States of America since the day you took office.

You, sir, are a cad, a dolt, beneath contempt, uncivilized, rude, crude and socially unacceptable. Oh, and you're also a despicable turd. So as you so eloquently put it, "Go fuck yourself."

Any printers out there who can produce "Go Fuck Yourself" Christmas cards that we can all send to our distinguished VP?

[Beloved Citizen]

1. I don't know what Cheney was thinking.

The guy can barely see his shoes, much less perform the love act upon his portly self.

[Cyrano]

2. That's why God invented dildoes