President Cheyney!

[fencesitter]

Tonight I heard from the GOP campaign that a tactic against Edwards will be , "Would you want a guy with no foreign policy experience, a trial lawyer, inexperienced senator, taking over as president if necessary?" Well, isn't that a description of the current president, less the lawyer part? Oh, Bush was a governer, sorry. That makes him qualified. Sooo, do I trust a subterranian bunker dweller with deep ties to the energy and defense industries, a guy with obvious disdain against a free press, civil rights, rule of law and open government to take over if necessary as president? Hmmm, Well he does have experience running clandestine operations and he just makes me feel sooo safe, so of course! And, doesn't he run everything anyway?
You know, I want a sticker that says "WHY?!?" that I can paste on every Bush?Cheyney lawn poster I see.

[havocmom]

1. You could probably get your 'Why?" sticker from

any one of several on-line design your own bumper sticker places. Google it and have fun. I think you are onto a great idea, except you are likely gonna get arrested for trespassing and/or vandalism. You know how lacking in humor neocons and those-they-con can be.

[fencesitter]

2. Stealth pasting

I'm inspired.

[havocmom]

3. don't forget to wear your latex gloves and weighted clown shoes

to throw off any investigators :evilgrin:

[merh]

7. cotton glove, latex gloves can leave fingerprints on paper products! (n/t)

(edited to add that I read a lot of forensic science books and I know police investigators. :-))

:hi: hey there Agent Mike

[seabeyond]

4. we have already seen him as president and bushie as stooge

we already know we dont want another four years of cheney

husband saw a poll tonight edwards would you want him as president if something happened to kerry, 57% said yes

the same cheney got 4 years ago with same question

cheney is doing the work, why we never see him, as bushie boy is out to play

[Jack Rabbit]

5. Slice it any way you want

Cheney is a crook and a war profiteer. I would rather have a skidrow bum directing foreign policy than Mr. Cheney, thank you.

[cliss]

6. You're right, JR.

Actually, a skid row bum would probably make a darn good vice president, because he'd know all about humility, being frugal, and come up with creative solutions to political stalemates (having learned the hard way!)