Last year Laura Bush told Queen Elizabeth they have 2 small horses in Craw

[opihimoimoi]

ford. What are these 2 horses?? Or Ponies? Shetlands? Trick Ponies? 1 trick kind?

Does the Bush ride them?

[Eric J in MN]

1. Bush doesn't ride horses (nt)

nt

[opihimoimoi]

2. Not even those small ponies 3 feet high?

[Justitia]

5. not even the ones u feed quarters to in front of the grocery store -eom

[Guaranteed]

26. LOL, well, I could see him riding those

Someone should make a Photoshop of that...waving his cowboy hat in the air.

[LTR]

3. Well, he did bang Laura at least once

They do have twins.

:evilgrin:

[alfredo]

24. I don' t know about that.

they seem to favor brother Neil.

[Octafish]

28. The one with the clap?

Talking dirty with Neil Bush

For a cheap thrill (along with a spine-tingling jolt of maximum power), it's hard to top the divorce deposition of presidential sibling Neil Bush.

The dirty Q&A is the legalese equivalent of the Paris Hilton video. Though produced in private 10 months ago, during Neil's nasty split from wife Sharon, the 270-page document has been making its way in recent days to gossips around the country, including yours truly.

Here are some stomach-flipping excerpts of Sharon Bush's attorney, Marshall Davis Brown, mercilessly grilling President Bush's wayward little brother:

Bush: "I had sexual intercourse with perhaps three or four, I don't remember the exact number, women, at different times. In Thailand once, I have a pretty clear recollection that there was one time in Thailand and in Hong Kong."

CONTINUED SAD SEX...

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/gossip/story/150848p-132934c.html

[alfredo]

31. SE Asia is where businessmen go for underaged sex.

They can buy a "virgin" from some impoverished family.


My husband went to Thailand and all I got was this nasty rash.

[kispoko]

4. heh

what i'd like to know is what else they have there that they were able to take advantage of a tax break intended for farmers, which knocked $20,000 off of their $40,000 property tax bill.

[jokerman93]

32. Who says the Bush family doesn't

Who says the Bush crime family doesn't have its hand in the slave trades over there? Hay. It would only be filling out a portfolio for that crowd.

And then I think of those strange comments Bush made at his UN speech...

[lagniappe]

6. No, she is just an optimist. It's like the joke goes.

With all the horse shit around, there's bound to be a pony somewhere.

[Journeyman]

7. I read about Shrub's only experience with a horse. . .

He was in his thirties and the steed got away from him. He fell off backwards, catching his foot in the stirrup. As the horse raced along, George was dragged kicking and screaming behind it, banging his head as he fought desperately for control. It was evidently touch and go for a moment, and Shrub's very life was on the line. Just when it appeared he'd be killed if he didn't work his foot loose, the K-mart manager stepped outside and pulled the plug, sparing Shrub's life.

[MisterP]

10. bahahaha!

[opihimoimoi]

11. That was FUNNY, luv'd it. :o)

[Pachamama]

12. Ha ha ha ha ha .....Thanks for making me laugh....that's good...

:bounce:
:kick:

[bklyncowgirl]

13. LOL

Seriously though, I think that our "All hat no cattle" president's antipathy to horses is based on the simple fact that in order to ride a horse you have to be smarter than the horse is AND they are living bullshit detectors.

[hlthe2b]

14. Good One!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Snarf!

[Bluebear]

8. Found...............

[Kool Kitty]

9. Maybe Laura meant to say "horses' asses..."

Heaven knows she certainly married one.

[UTUSN]

15. So the Queen (a Rider) Fell Down Laughing?

Little horses? What are they, pigs from the pig farm dressed up as horses? The queen gets bit by trying to separate her fighting corgis. She can slap Shrub silly, uh sillIER. Plus, she can teach the B.F.E.E. how to suck the public coffers dry.--------somebody stop me-------- The queen enquired after Victor ASHE, saying she's trying to be more open about family members on the fringe. Then one of the corgis went up to Barney and sniffed. So did Prince Phillip with Pickles. Then

[elehhhhna]

16. Pickles was misquoted. It was "2 little whores".

[UTUSN]

17. Last Call for Add-ons n/t

[Cleita]

19. I thought she was referring to the twins.

She misunderstood the Queens British accent and thought she said whores not horses.

[Gruenemann]

18. They're pygmy ponies,

over by the dental floss bush. * is a mental toss flycoon!

[opihimoimoi]

20. The Floss Bush? I luv it, lol

Mental Flossing is a long lost art resurrected by the Bushes in recent years. They have made it into an art form.

[PopSixSquish]

21. I Have to Wonder What the Queen Thought at That Moment

She was probably saying a prayer of thanks that King George III came up with that whole tea tax thing.

:evilgrin:

[opihimoimoi]

23. More likely"Whot a Twit!" And they tell me her husband picks his Nose in

Public? Ewwwwwwwwuuuuuuuuu

""When the hell do these people leave already? ""

[Ilsa]

22. Too funny a thread to get lost on page 2.

:kick:

[kohodog]

25. She meant "two big asses!' n/t

[Octafish]

27. It's like a horse...

We use it to keep ride on the herd.
Heh heh heh.
Yeah. When Pooty-toot's in town
we drive aroun' un stuff.
Heh heh heh.
Not like that time with the Taliban, though.
No. Then Laura had to get out her ride.



Yehs. Heah it is getting delivered and all.
These two men personally gave it to her.
Shee-oot. I never saw her so happy.
Exceptin' the time the twins left for college
and I was overseas at that July 2001 G-8 summit
where we wuz so worried about crashin' jet planes
the Eye-tals hauled out the SAMs and
I slept on a nuclear cruiser.

[UTUSN]

29. "Wot?? Wot??? n/t

[UTUSN]

30. A Horse Is a Horse of Course of Course

a horse is a horse OFCOURSE!!!@! --------(where's the damned queen???)