WTCheney??? Woodruff is going to cover HAIR MATTERS for

[LittleApple81]

Kerry Edwards....

[bossfish]

1. OK...I turned on CNN...

I can't wait to see this!

[stevedeshazer]

2. Don't worry

It's gonna be all Kenny Boy all the time in a matter of minutes....

[tom_paine]

3. Standard Totaliarianism 101: Attack the Person

Just the same old boring Totalitarian slurs, misdirections, and Red Herrings.

[boobooday]

4. This will be of the utmost importance

Is the part a centimeter different? Did he dye it an "earth tone?"

HAIR!

http://www.wgoeshome.com

[West Coast Democrat]

5. Perhaps Judy should take a cue from Kerry/Edwards...

and do something with her pathetic excuse for a hairstyle. Is she trying to look like a 20-something?

[Carni]

12. I agree

She looks like an idiot

[LittleApple81]

6. They are calling them elitist for their hair stylist? These people

are scraping the bottom of the barrel!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Walt Starr]

7. Hair

She asks me why
I'm just a hairy guy
I'm hairy noon and night
Hair that's a fright
I'm hairy high and low
Don't ask me why
Don't know
It's not for lack of break
Like the Grateful Dead
Darling

Gimme head with hair
Long beautiful hair
Shining, gleaming,
Streaming, flaxen, waxen

Give me down to there hair
Shoulder length or longer
Here baby, there mama
Everywhere daddy daddy

Hair, hair, hair, hair, hair, hair, hair
Flow it, show it
Long as God can grow it
My hair

Let it fly in the breeze
And get caught in the trees
Give a home to the fleas in my hair
A home for fleas
A hive for bees
A nest for birds
There ain't no words
For the beauty, the splendor, the wonder
Of my...

Hair, hair, hair, hair, hair, hair, hair
Flow it, show it
Long as God can grow it
My hair

I want it long, straight, curly, fuzzy
Snaggy, shaggy, ratty, matty
Oily, greasy, fleecy
Shining, gleaming, streaming
Flaxen, waxen
Knotted, polka-dotted
Twisted, beaded, braided
Powdered, flowered, and confettied
Bangled, tangled, spangled, and spaghettied!

Oh say can you see
My eyes if you can
Then my hair's too short

Down to here
Down to there
Down to where
It stops by itself

They'll be ga ga at the go go
When they see me in my toga
My toga made of blond
Brilliantined
Biblical hair

My hair like Jesus wore it
Hallelujah I adore it
Hallelujah Mary loved her son
Why don't my mother love me?

Hair, hair, hair, hair, hair, hair, hair
Flow it, show it
Long as God can grow it
My hair, hair, hair, hair, hair, hair, hair
Flow it, show it
Long as God can grow it
My hair

[LittleApple81]

9. I love this song... it tells you my age.... nt

[bossfish]

8. OK...a Kerry joke

but the GOP has to then play the "elitist" Chrstophe $150 haircut dig.

BFD

[aden_nak]

10. Mr Kettle, I do believe Ms Pot would like to have a word with you.

ANYONE, and I do mean friggin' anyone, that is on television on a regular basis but mocks a public figure for having a hairstylist needs to take a long look in the wardrobe mirror.

[Renew Deal]

11. I sent some hatemail Judy's way.

[Carolina]

13. Judge Judy Woofwoof

is just jealous. Not only about the hair but gosh, darn, golly ... about how much prettier John Edwards is than she could ever dream of being.

And guess what, he's even more gorgeous in person. Can you believe TV doesn't do him justice?! The hair is natural, too.

Shazamm, Judy, you're just dyeing ... LOL

[LittleApple81]

15. I know. Just comparing K/E with B/C side by side... you don't

even have to know B/C are evil... you can see it.

[Tsiyu]

14. During My nap today

I dreamt of ole Judy. She was telling me she couldn't tell me anything because they had video of her doing 'something awful.' i woke up going "huh?" Then it hit me. The current administration is blackmailing everyone in the media. They have pictures, tapes the whole wad. All of our "reporters" have been turned into the Stepford Mouths, and it's not going to get any better. Okay, I was only dreaming but, makes sense the more I think about it.