"Dick Cheney can be president," Bush declared.

[Eric J in MN]

"Dick Cheney can be president," Bush declared.

Maybe that can be a Democratic slogan.

http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/ap/20040707/ap_on_el_pr/campaign_rdp_1

[liveoaktx]

1. Puppeteer Cheney is ALREADY President, who's Bush kidding?

[SoCalDem]

2. Dick Cheney IS president already

:)

[Kool Kitty]

3. I thought Dick Cheney was the President.

Oh, isn't that cute? They are still allowing George to think he's the President.

[Zen]

4. How lame is that dumb chimp - "Cock Chain-gang" can be Prez?

Yeah, unlike you Mr. Chimp-face, he IS president. Fool.

[leeman67]

5. Gee, I thought he already was...

Pray-tell, just how is John Edwards less qualified to be President than Shrub was in 2000? Oh I forgot, his daddy was president, so therefore he was automatically qualified. I actually heard there was some doofus on Fox News who said that Shrub had foreign policy experience because Texas shares a border with Mexico. And apparently he wasn't kidding. :eyes:

[dennis4868]

6. Guess what?

I can be President too....just have to wait a few years to reach the required age....is there anyone else here that can be president along with Cheney?

[hughee99]

10. In all honesty, not everyone can be president

A friend of my named their child Lawyer Trot Guppy (Guppy is their last name). With a name like that, you know he can never be elected president. (They're both Boston sports fans and named their son after Lawyer Milloy who's not even on the Pats anymore, and Trot Nixon). Talk about starting your child off on the wrong foot.

[wackywill]

11. Guess I am too

Native Born, over 35, WHITE, MALE the latter 2 being "unofficial" requirements but requirements all the same.

[hughee99]

7. George Bush

Only a heartbeat away from the presidency.

[ThomWV]

8. And He Probably Would Be

If Bush had stepped out into public anywhere in Europe on his visits.

My wife told me a while ago that she had met a young couple who visited Ireland last month. They were beaten up by some street youths somewhere or another (my wife relates stores in a somewhat cryptic manner) who were yelling their hatred for Americans. Apparently the young lady had been wearing a Sweat Shirt that Said West Virginia Weslian (sp?) on it.

[Beaverhausen]

9. "Dick Cheney can fuck himself," Beaverhausen declared.

n/t

[Parche]

12. too funny

I saw that on the web, and he does a quick "Cheney can be President"
while looking scared to death, and then asks for the next question.

[NightOwwl]

13. Have you press conference on TV? It is so funny.

A reporter noted that Edwards was being described as "charming, engaging, a nimble campaigner, a populist and even sexy"

Heh. Bush looked like he wanted to punch that reporter out. You could see his jaw muscles clenching, he was so pissed off. Poor baby.

:nopity:

ETA: Parche, do you have the link? Everyone should get a chance to see it.

[sundog]

17. I know...

* was visibly upset today, obviously disturbed. He was in a really, really, really bad mood. It was great.

14. that's what worries me

n/t

[madinmaryland]

15. What the cheney

:wtf: I thought he was already (p)resident

[MikeG]

16. He swears just like Nixon.

[spanone]

18. Scares the bejesus out of me.