I DEMAND They Start Using The Color Coded Terror System!

[matcom]

How much $$ did this STUPID FUCKING THING COST THE TAXPAYERS? I DEMAND that it OFFICIALLY be raised to RED today! Raise it up ASSCRACK! we gots us TERRA THREATS!

rise up RIDGE and make me proud to be a 'Murican who is TERRAised!

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[redwitch]

I dunno Matcom

I think they chose very pedestrian colors. I would like to see:

patriot puce
communist conspiracy pink
our skies are bluer than theirs blue
mountain majesty (yup, you guessed it,) purple
underground bunker beige

I mean, really, can't these people see that terror red is soooooo last week? I think the fab five need to be consulted, pronto.

[mopinko]

1. use it like it was intended

to make you crazy!

[sniffa]

2. is it stiLL at yeLLow?

even though we're about to be devastated by another terra tak in hopes putting a dem in office?

[redqueen]

3. lol... these keystone cop morans are such an embarassment

Those colors don't even MEAN anything, and every FD and PD in the country KNOWS it!

They not only failed to plan for Iraq very well, they also failed to plan for fooling America.

[Goldom]

4. Someone got their rainbow backwards too.

Green comes -before- blue. Idiots.

[Scooter24]

5. lol...

I'm sure we paid outrageous sums of money to have a group of psychologists evaluate the shades of the colors and analyze its effect on the human subconscious. Then we paid for people to sit in a room with a TV while they blast "TERROR ALERT: CODE RED" and gauge their reaction over 1000 attempts. lol..

[meegbear]

6. They should use this one ...

A lot more educational

[Blue-Jay]

7. ERNIE ALERT! ERNIE ALERT!!!

Man, I love that picture. :D